Slap-O-Rama! Who would you like to smack the shit out of?

[ohiosmith]

[Tanuki]

1. Ralph Reed. I'd like to slap him silly.

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[ohiosmith]

2. Amen!

[winter is coming]

3. Texas Republicans. I'd love to slap them simple-minded,

but apparently someone else beat me to it.

[ohiosmith]

5. Hahahaha!

[hamsterjill]

43. Me, too.

Line 'em up and let me slap the shit outta them one at a time! And then when that is complete, start the line over again and again.

[bluesbassman]

4. That is one disturbing 'shop job...

Kinda reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode.

[ohiosmith]

6. Don't it though?

[spiderpig]

7. You nailed it with Paula D

I couldn't stand her fake/phony-ass persona before the current issue.

Nothing will ever erase seeing her making a cheeseburger with a glazed donut instead of a bun though. I wasn't watching her show intentionally. Just happened to click on it & couldn't believe what I was seeing.

[ohiosmith]

9. I thought the cheeseburger glazed donut was her one redeeming creation!

[spiderpig]

13. Do you have your cardiologist on speed-dial?

(I'm originally from Ohio so I can kid)

[ohiosmith]

18. Yes! Between KFC and Krispy Kreme!

[baldguy]

8. Rand Paul. Louis Gomert. The usual band of idiots.

[ohiosmith]

10. Excellent!

[Initech]

11. Kanye West

[ohiosmith]

19. YES!

[Arugula Latte]

12. Palin. Lieberman. Pat Robertson. Steve Doocy. Scalia.

Koch Brothers. Victoria Jackson. Nugent. Ann and Mitt.

I could go on. And on and on and on...

[ohiosmith]

20. Bravo!

[olddots]

14. We don't have the band width

[ohiosmith]

23. Hahahahaha!

[Populist_Prole]

15. Hannity, OReilly with brass knuckles

[ohiosmith]

24. Brilliant!

[HappyMe]

16. Rand Paul, animal "lover".

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023111134

[ohiosmith]

26. There is a nice looking poodle just down the block!

[Ron Obvious]

17. Oooooh, don't get me started

My hand would need medical attention by the end of the day.

[ohiosmith]

27. Hahahaha!

[Initech]

21. Whoever thought of this product:

[ohiosmith]

28. Christ!

[krispos42]

71. Muhammad and Moses, maybe.

Jesus would just shrug and reach for the barbeque sauce.

[Initech]

22. And whoever thought of this product:

[ohiosmith]

29. Holy crap!

[MiddleFingerMom]

47. I have one of those and it's FUN!!!

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[graywarrior]

25. Issa

that little worm.

[ohiosmith]

30. Worms serve a purpose!

[graywarrior]

31. Ok, worm shit

Better?

[ohiosmith]

32. Shitting is the purpose worms serve!

[graywarrior]

34. Dag nabbit!

OK, republican hemorrhoid.

[ohiosmith]

37. Okay!

BTW,.....watch the language! Dag nabbit indeed!

[graywarrior]

39. Sorry, that was foul!

[ohiosmith]

40. Next time its,......

the Lifebuoy!

[graywarrior]

41. This has nothing to do with that

[ohiosmith]

55. Works on the literal as well as figurative!

[vanlassie]

73. Issa. Issa Issa. None other.

[Trajan]

33. Nobody ...

Why would a pacifist liberal want to hit somebody?

It is inconsistent with a liberal core philosophy ...

[ohiosmith]

35. Thread killer!

[Myrina]

36. So many names, so little time ...

My former boss
My former boss's little clique of 'mean girl' toadies
My daughter
My daughter's stoner boyfriend
My daughter's father
My bff's hoarder partner
The potential-manager who interviewed me Monday with her mind already made up that she didn't like me
Most Local 'news casters'
Most of Indianapolis & Indiana's elected officials
Most of Wisconsin's elected officials
POTUS
Wolf Blitzer
SE Cupp
Sarah Palin
Everyone on Faux Snooze

and many, many more ...

[ohiosmith]

38. Now that's a list!

[datasuspect]

42. everyone

at one time or another.

[ohiosmith]

49. Me too!

[Flashmann]

44. Who would you like to smack the shit out of?

EVERYBODY who ever voted for ronnie raygun and helped start us down the sad path we've been on for 3+decades...

[ohiosmith]

50. Get in line!

[tabbycat31]

45. My ex boyfriend

For being a douchebag and for damaging my reputation in the area.

[ohiosmith]

51. That sucks!

He'll get his!

[ConcernedCanuk]

46. Not one person . . .

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But I would like to live long enough to see those that made me suffer,

suffer themselves.

I'm not into this "forgiveness" thing.

ONE or two bad behaviors towards me I can overlook - but a constant harassment

nope - no sympathy for whomever hassled me when bad times hit them.

No intention of getting physically violent with those that abused me.

I'll let karma, momma nature, the spirits, whatever do that.

Never been a violent man.

Ain't gonna start now.

CC

[ohiosmith]

52. Sometimes karma needs an assist!

[MiddleFingerMom]

48. Ohiosmith... but who doesn't. If there was ever a bwa who needed a good kerslappin'...

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[ohiosmith]

53. You wound me!

Deeply!

[Mopar151]

54. Add to the list - Kelly Ayotte!

And the political "gunners" in NH, who prove daily why they are the LAST people who should have guns.

[ohiosmith]

57. Consider it done!

[HappyMe]

56. George "mall cop" Zimmerman

[ohiosmith]

58. Yep!

[madinmaryland]

59. The person that did this to an innocent duck...

[ohiosmith]

60. Quack!

[BainsBane]

61. I don't know that slapping would do any good

but I must leave my list undisclosed.

[ohiosmith]

62. Then so it shall be!

[femmocrat]

63. I'm a smoocher, not a smacker!

[ohiosmith]

64. A smooch can be a smack!

[femmocrat]

65. Yes it can!

(It was a pun, sweetie. )

[Lady Freedom Returns]

66. Top of my list...

shirley phelps-roper

[Mr.Bill]

67. The entire Romney family. n/t

[pipi_k]

68. Ohhh nooooo...

Mr Bill!!!

Not Seamus, I hope!

[Mr.Bill]

69. Of course not.

[Brigid]

70. Rick Perry.

I can't believe nobody beat me to it already.

[krispos42]

72. Gerald Ford

I think it can be all traced back to him pardoning Nixon and setting the Presidency up on an untouchable pedestal.








Oh, and Rick Santorum, just because I think stupidity should hurt.

[sakabatou]

74. Does it have to be a single person?

[Kennah]

75. No, they can be married

[sakabatou]

77. I wanna slap every single Republican in State and the Federal Congress

[Kennah]

79. My bad. I misunderstood. Just please don't give the married ones a pass.

[sakabatou]

84. They get slapped too

[Kennah]

76. The Kochs

[Newest Reality]

78. God and whoemver came up with the idea of him or even her.

That's the cement that has been responsible for taking a dynamic, realistic and timeless reality that is absent, open, spontaneous and unified and turning it into some kind of long-term, dipshit place for all this ridiculous and actually necessary stuff to appear as if it was some sort of fucking miracle that we really, really needed in the first place and now, billions and billions of people are paying oh so dearly, rent for the privileged of living on the planet they were born on and paying rich fucks for the right to eat, drink and breath.

That is now something that no other creature on this planet has really ever been subject to until recently. They were only subject to the periodic and cyclical aspects of nature with all its random elements. Now, we actually live in a methodical and seemingly powerful and predictable transfer of all that power into the hands of a few who are somehow, (endowed by that GOD guy they talk about as a way to justify their behavior) seemingly in charge of the fate of the rest of us and all the other species on this great planet.

How in the heck did that come to be and do Richard Dawkins or J. Christ or anybody in-between have any insights at all as to how we are supposed to make sense of this current conundrum other than to resort to Dzogchen, (the Great Perfection) which is going to confuse and bewilder everyone today, but will turn out to be the actual religion and viewpoint, (that will then become suspect and subject to schisms, etc. as the cycles progress) for future America?

We have much, much, much on our plates. Conventional thinking and reasoning will not even come close to cutting the cake or even giving us something stable to lean on as we move into the increasing complexity and telescoping of discoveries and novelty that will inevitably increase in exponential ways as we continue on this track.

[mrmpa]

80. The idiot I talked to last night...........

I stopped off at the BP last night. At the car next to me was a man rummaging through his trunk. I asked if he needed anything (I thought he was having trouble with his car). His answer was that he was looking for a pair of long pants. He was a guy in his mid '30's, and hand a t shirt and shorts on. The logo on his shirt was of a police dept., that I learned that he had worked at (disbanded now), but that he had a shot at a City Officer position. That is not all I learned from him, this is the list:

President Obama was not born in Hawaii
President Obama is a Traitor and has done many Acts of Treason
All illegal immigrants must be deported
All people who accept Social Security Disability, Food Stamps, etc. must be drug tested
Democrats commit acts of Voter Fraud and everyone must show an ID in order to vote
If a woman wants an abortion she must have a vaginal ultrasound & be shown a picture of the fetus
President Obama is the "Manchurian Candidate"
No government employee should have a retirement plan
Social Security must be outlawed
His 78 year old mother who has fought cancer 4 times, will end up before a death panel, if she gets cancer again
The best college in the US is Hillsdale College in Hillsdale College, because it doesn't accept money from the government
Everyone must have a shotgun in their house to protect themselves and this must be the law
He personally own guns in order to fight against the tyranny of the government

So these people really do exist

That's all I can remember, because my head was hurting so much. By the way, I could if I was mean enough, I could harass him as I asked him to text me info on the college, which he did and I now have his cell phone number.

[sigmasix]

81. are we allowed to dig up reagan and smack the dead shit out of him? NT

[pink-o]

82. Roughing up Zombie Reagan should be a priority! n/t

[In_The_Wind]

83. Backstabbing hypocrites

[nomorenomore08]

87. Oh yeah...

[In_The_Wind]

88. It was a nice sound

about a bad thing. hmmm

[trueblue2007]

85. CONGRESSMAN JOHN BONER

[Throd]

86. The El Segundo, CA Planning Dept.