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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsGod is eating dinner alone.
Eli Manning approaches the table and God asks, "What do you believe?"
Manning says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends.
God can't help but see the goodness of Manning and offers him a seat to his left.
Tim Tebow walks up and God says, "What do you believe?"
Tebow says, "I believe in your total goodness, your love and generosity, and that you have given all to mankind.
God is greatly moved by Tebows eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, Tom Brady comes over to the table: God asks, "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Brady replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)Thanks!
RiffRandell
(5,909 posts)Are you still, in your jammies?
Cuz I am!
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,869 posts)But he was the backup QB at Michigan. He played a good deal but could never take the job from the starter.
But, he has reason to strut a bit these days.
By the way, that joke would work well with Romney, Santorum and Gingrich, in that order.
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Amerigo Vespucci
(30,885 posts)Q: What's the difference between God and Larry Ellison?
A: God doesn't think he's Larry Ellison.