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Fri Jun 28, 2013, 04:55 PM

How to get 30 women in the exact same spot within 15 seconds.

Hit a law firm building with lightning.

It hit the rail of a balcony about 100 feet from where I am sitting at my desk. All we assistants and attorneys on this floor (yep, all women, at least on this floor) flocked. Two unfortunate souls were talking in the conference room where the balcony is, and they screamed. Can't blame them.

I love thunderstorms -- to an extent . . .

(let the off-color comments commence)

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Reply How to get 30 women in the exact same spot within 15 seconds. (Original post)
Bertha Venation Jun 2013 OP
In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #1
KamaAina Jun 2013 #2
LeftofObama Jun 2013 #3
Paulie Jun 2013 #4
petronius Jun 2013 #5
MiddleFingerMom Jun 2013 #6
UrbScotty Jun 2013 #7
Dash87 Jun 2013 #10
BlueJazz Jun 2013 #8
Taverner Jun 2013 #9

Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 04:56 PM

1. LOL

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 05:49 PM

2. I may have to give that a try!

 

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 06:43 PM

3. I hope you took along a change of underwear.

I know I would have needed it!

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 06:57 PM

4. Zapping it to ya



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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 07:13 PM

5. Damn, that would be impressive! What does the rail look like now; is

there damage, scarring, melting? (Not that I think you should go out and look too closely - lightning really can strike twice in the same place after all...)

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 07:14 PM

6. "How to get 30 women in the exact same spot within 15 seconds." Well, I don't like to brag or nothin

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 07:22 PM

7. DUzy (nt)

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 07:27 PM

10. Ohhh hawt

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 07:22 PM

8. I thought you were going to say: Bring in a bag of expensive Chocolate.

 

..Hey...I'd come a-runnin'.

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 07:26 PM

9. There's also the method of calling up 30 of your best female friends

 

And saying "come to this spot! right now! I can't explain why"

This also works for males

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