I stand here to detest Coors.

[madinmaryland]

It's a non-union beer and it tastes like piss-water!!

ETA: The Coors family are well known Repukes.

[Tobin S.]

1. You're not very original

[madinmaryland]

4. I don't have volume on my computer, so I don't know what that says.

That was the quickest copycat that I could come up with.

[Tobin S.]

6. It's a 108 decibel burp by one of the world's loudest burpers.

I think I could take him. The world record is 118 decibels.

[Trajan]

2. Just so everybody knows - Blue Moon is a Coors brands ...

The big brewers have taken to adopting a craft brew character in order to regain market share ...

INBEV/Budweiser bought Widmer Brothers, Kona Brewing and Red Hook ...

I have since switched to other craft brew Hefeweisens when I get the urge ...

[mokawanis]

3. Thank you, madinmaryland

I've been refusing to drink Coors for many years, for the same reasons.

[trof]

5. But have you tried Coors Lite?

Double diluted piss water.

[jakeXT]

8. And probably union made

Since Miller entered into a joint venture with Coors, becoming MillerCoors LLC in 2007, the plant produces Coors Light and Keystone Light, which means if you see either in the Midwest or large portions on the East Coast, it's likely brewed by Local 2308 members.

"People need to know that," said Robin Pink, a 16-year maintenance technician and the local's Community Action Program representative. "It's one of our best-kept secrets."

"It's union beer when it's made here," added Ron Dalton, a 13-year maintenance technician.

And that's a lot better slogan than any ad agency could ever dream up

http://www.uaw.org/story/its-union-beer-when-its-made-here

[trof]

10. Too bad it's still bad beer.

[taterguy]

7. Agreed

But you're still a dumbass

[madinmaryland]

9. TE or not, it is not ok to call this DUer a dumbass.

[taterguy]

16. Lighten up Hernandez

[gejohnston]

11. Rocky Mountain piss water.

It really does taste like deer piss.
fellow Wyomingite by any chance?

[madinmaryland]

12. Only been to Wyoming once. Drove over from Salt Lake City to get out of Moran territory.

Spent a few hours there and then drove back.

[gejohnston]

14. We have our share of Mormons, including my dad

Most folks drive up to buy fireworks.

[In_The_Wind]

13. I don't drink Coors.

[RebelOne]

15. I don't drink beer. I am a wino. n/t

[PuffedMica]

17. Coors had these hokey push tabs back in the late 70's

Show-off kids drinking beer had this trick of balling up a fist and using two knuckles to pop the little tab first and then the big tab. It took a while (many, many beers) to master this useless skill.

You could always tell a novice beer drinker (first indication is they drank Coors) by cuts on their knuckles from messing up the tab popping.

[bike man]

18. 'Painted Label' San Miguel, brewed in the Philippines was good, if it was really, really

cold. The labels were raised letters in the glass bottle, and painted white.

Painted Label, also called White Label is/was available only in parts of Asia. I found it in Korea, and of course, the Philippines.

They also had paper labels on their products from breweries in other countries.

White Label was really nasty if it wasn't cold, and some of the fermenting process continued after it was consumed - with some terrifying, and often unplanned, results.

I agree that Coors is not a very good beer. Predictably watery.