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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
Sat Jul 6, 2013, 10:23 AM Jul 2013

Flight School

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.

As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.

He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.

He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold.

I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"

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Flight School (Original Post) In_The_Wind Jul 2013 OP
Guess he forgot to read her that part of the instuctions... Jeff R Jul 2013 #1
I am a blonde and I hate blonde jokes. RebelOne Jul 2013 #2
Congratulations on learning how to fly. In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #3

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
3. Congratulations on learning how to fly.
Sat Jul 6, 2013, 02:52 PM
Jul 2013

Lots of people underestimate blonds.


I am also a blonde, so if anyone can tell blonde jokes, I can.

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