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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
Wed Jul 31, 2013, 02:25 PM Jul 2013

At the bierfests, MFM wanted to marry this woman. Hell, by night's end, he wanted to marry them all!

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This is about 25-30 pounds of weight and she would do it her entire shift. Do NOT go there. I love her.
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At the bierfests, MFM wanted to marry this woman. Hell, by night's end, he wanted to marry them all! (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 OP
Nice mugs. Denninmi Jul 2013 #1
Lifting those weights must be how she built up those, uh, "muscles". Arkansas Granny Jul 2013 #2
Why did I know what the pic would be before I clicked on it? rurallib Jul 2013 #3
The ultimate male image Yavin4 Jul 2013 #4
I misread that as mockmonkey Jul 2013 #5
You need help. cliffordu Jul 2013 #6
Awesome In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #7
Am I the only person here ... surrealAmerican Jul 2013 #8
the weight of a mug is about 1.2 kg (2.6 lbs) and it holds 1 liter (2 pints) of beer tandot Jul 2013 #9
I'm too lazy to do the math but Quantess Jul 2013 #10
after a litte bit more research: a full mug is about 2.3 kg = around 5 pounds tandot Jul 2013 #11
Yeah, I actually just did the lazy math -- allowing for the almost weightless.... MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #12

Denninmi

(6,581 posts)
1. Nice mugs.
Wed Jul 31, 2013, 02:28 PM
Jul 2013

Or would that be steins? I don't drink, so I don't know the right terminology for her very attractive glassware.

rurallib

(62,305 posts)
3. Why did I know what the pic would be before I clicked on it?
Wed Jul 31, 2013, 02:55 PM
Jul 2013

Because we know the one and only (fucking immortal) MFM (an American original!)

surrealAmerican

(11,318 posts)
8. Am I the only person here ...
Wed Jul 31, 2013, 03:38 PM
Jul 2013

... who's still trying to calculate the weight.

The beer, assuming those hold about a pint each, would weigh 12 lbs. I'm still not quite sure how heavy the glass steins are ....

tandot

(6,671 posts)
11. after a litte bit more research: a full mug is about 2.3 kg = around 5 pounds
Wed Jul 31, 2013, 04:54 PM
Jul 2013

So, she is carrying 12 mugs = 60 pounds

Wow.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
12. Yeah, I actually just did the lazy math -- allowing for the almost weightless....
Wed Jul 31, 2013, 04:56 PM
Jul 2013

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... generous heads on those beers, the beer itself was probably 20 lbs (approx.
3 gallons of beer @8lbs/gal = 24 lbs.)
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Those are THICK-walled liter mugs (built for bierfest-level exuberance) -- I have
no idea how much each weighs, but I was figuring closer to 35-40 lbs. total.
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The women almost ALL looked like that. They all could carry those 12 mugs and
they did it all day and all night at a bierfest.
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While smiling.
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They could snap your forearm in a pretty nasty compound fracture if you dared
to arm-wrestle them... or pinch/caress them in the wrong place.
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Although many of them had a soft spot (both figuratively and literally) for
harmless old grandfatherly types.
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