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Chan790 doesn't binge-drink since the morning he woke up and looked in horror at what lay beside him (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 OP
Warning: Graphic Picture antiquie Jul 2013 #1
Is that food-porn ? In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #3
For me, more like antiquie Jul 2013 #6
"Drunk munchies" are the worst. Ravenous appetite + no inhibitions = OH DEAR GOD! nomorenomore08 Jul 2013 #2
Heartattackusnbunus is the correct medical term I believe. bluesbassman Jul 2013 #4
The very scary thing is ... I recognize all the ingredients. In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #5
You know, I don't drink. Chan790 Jul 2013 #7
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm burnodo Jul 2013 #8
I can picture the scene. Quantess Jul 2013 #9
Am I the only one who thinks that it looks kinda tasty -- and that if one were... MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #10

Quantess

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9. I can picture the scene.
Wed Jul 31, 2013, 04:33 PM
Jul 2013

It's about 1 or 2 am, long after the BBQ started, and past the point where people stopped eating and started drinking heavily. Almost everybody went home, and now there are just a couple of drunk people who are ready to crash on the sofa.

MiddleFingerMom

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10. Am I the only one who thinks that it looks kinda tasty -- and that if one were...
Wed Jul 31, 2013, 04:34 PM
Jul 2013

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... to be drinking heavily, it would look FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
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The absolute BEST thang about it?
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It's BITE-SIZED... man!!!!!
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MFM and friend -- well into a night of drinking a LOT of beer to counteract
the cottonmouth from all the pot:
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MFM: "Yo, man -- FUCK pizza. Let's call that place that named the awesome
sandwich after me -- the MFM hors d'oeuvre."
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Friend, who was always such a bad influence on MFM: "OK, but we're pretty
fucking hungry... you better order TWO of them."
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MFM: "Yeah man. EACH."
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Soon... nothing more than the sound of disgusting NOMS... with 3 Stooges
episodes playing in the background and the eventual, inevitable and fairly
staggered sound of two bodies thudding to the floor for night-nights.
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