Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search
6 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing... (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 OP
Don't know whether to moan or to groan HarveyDarkey Aug 2013 #1
Both. MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 #5
Reminds me of the ST convention song intaglio Aug 2013 #2
Oy vey nt a la izquierda Aug 2013 #3
What did the soybean say to the asparagus? Recursion Aug 2013 #4
Tarzan's Tripe trof Aug 2013 #6


(8,170 posts)
2. Reminds me of the ST convention song
Wed Aug 28, 2013, 04:56 AM
Aug 2013

"They say that on the Enterprise the engines mighty fine
Scot feeds 'em pure proof spirit and they make a little wine ..."


(56,582 posts)
4. What did the soybean say to the asparagus?
Wed Aug 28, 2013, 05:48 AM
Aug 2013


Soybeans can't talk. What the hell is the matter with you?


(54,256 posts)
6. Tarzan's Tripe
Wed Aug 28, 2013, 06:50 PM
Aug 2013

Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle, was innocently leaping from tree to
tree one fine day, when a band of crazed cannibals ambushed and killed
him. They devoured him almost immediately, except for the lining of
his stomach which they stretched over a hollow log to make a bongo drum,
and gave it to the son of the chief cannibal.

The boy was delighted with his new drum and played it constantly for weeks. Until one day, he came crying to his father the chief. "Daddy," he whimpered, "my
bongo drum rotted away."

"Son," replied the chief, "you can't play 'Tarzan's Tripe Forever."

Latest Discussions»The DU Lounge»What did the grape say wh...