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Fri Aug 30, 2013, 04:37 PM

NOT Florida: Woman Hid Stolen $5000 In Her Rectum

AUGUST 30--A Tennessee woman is hospitalized and facing a criminal charge for allegedly stealing $5000 from her boyfriend, cash she hid in her rectum and unsuccessfully sought to retrieve with a toilet brush and tongs when confronted by the theft victim, police report.

Christie Black, 43, swiped the money at the residence she shared with Bobby Gulley, according to a Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office report.

Gulley told deputies early Tuesday that the cash--in $100 denominations--had been in two envelopes inside a medicine bag that he placed atop a foosball table. Gulley further explained he did this to “set a trap” for Black, whom he suspected had been stealing from him.

After later discovering the cash missing, Gulley, 46, called cops. He also confronted Black, who reportedly “admitted to him she’d wrapped it up and stuck it in her rectum,” investigators noted. She also became ill and “threw up a Saran wrapped baggy of partially dissolved pills.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/woman-hides-money-in-butt-685432

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Reply NOT Florida: Woman Hid Stolen $5000 In Her Rectum (Original post)
Blue_Tires Aug 2013 OP
jakeXT Aug 2013 #1
Blue_Tires Aug 2013 #10
olddots Aug 2013 #2
Turbineguy Aug 2013 #3
Demoiselle Aug 2013 #6
madinmaryland Aug 2013 #13
NYC_SKP Aug 2013 #4
rug Aug 2013 #5
cliffordu Aug 2013 #17
Enrique Aug 2013 #7
LiberalEsto Aug 2013 #8
bluesbassman Aug 2013 #9
nolabear Aug 2013 #11
bluesbassman Aug 2013 #12
KamaAina Aug 2013 #14
pipi_k Aug 2013 #15
mockmonkey Aug 2013 #16
Initech Aug 2013 #18
Baitball Blogger Aug 2013 #26
pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #19
struggle4progress Aug 2013 #20
Locut0s Aug 2013 #21
MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 #22
In_The_Wind Aug 2013 #23
noamnety Aug 2013 #24
mysuzuki2 Aug 2013 #25

Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 04:40 PM

1. geee...

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Response to jakeXT (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 05:02 PM

10. I'm pretty sure that had she escaped, her first stop would be the bank

to "exchange" her bills....

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 04:42 PM

2. Donald Trump

 

carries 1 million dollars in singles up his butt all the time .

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Response to olddots (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 04:46 PM

3. You know,

somehow that just seems so much more believable than the stuff he comes up with.

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Response to olddots (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 04:47 PM

6. Oh. My. God.

Thank you for the mental image. It will last me for weeks.Tee Hee.

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Response to olddots (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 06:02 PM

13. I think he just hides it in his hair. nt

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 04:46 PM

4. Rectum? Nearly Killdum!

 

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 04:47 PM

5. "Does this money make my ass look fat?"

 

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Response to rug (Reply #5)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 06:19 PM

17. Well.....

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 04:50 PM

7. you keep it... n/t

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 04:54 PM

8. OMG! It's starting to spread to other states.

 

I'm talking about Floriditis

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 04:57 PM

9. "sought to retrieve with a toilet brush and tongs". That's some scary shit right there.

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Response to bluesbassman (Reply #9)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 05:40 PM

11. Seriously. Who can GET in that position? Time for the Dyson!

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Response to nolabear (Reply #11)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 05:46 PM

12. Ouch, ouch, ouch... *FWUUUMP*

Whew! That's better!

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 06:05 PM

14. Filthy lucre, indeed

 

"Money... is nothing other than odourless, dehydrated filth that has been made to shine." -Sandor Ferenczi, an early disciple of Freud

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 06:06 PM

15. What's worse is...

it was all in quarters...



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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 06:17 PM

16. That's ok

I'll take a check.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 01:45 AM

18. I like how you had to say "Not Florida".

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Response to Initech (Reply #18)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 11:38 AM

26. Well, we are in the worst heat of the summer.

She could be a snow bird.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 01:48 AM

19. "Get thee behind me, C-notes!"

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 02:51 AM

20. ick

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 04:24 AM

21. "threw up a Saran wrapped baggy of partially dissolved pills."...

So... she was a drug mule as well? That sounds odd.

And yeah the part about retrieving the money using tongs and a toilet brush. I could have gone all day without those images in my head.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 05:27 AM

22. I used to have to work 40 hours for a shitty paycheck.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 07:31 AM

23. OMG!

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The insanity is spreading.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 08:55 AM

24. Everything here makes sense

 

except the toilet brush. I just cannot figure out the logic in that - how would that work without jamming things up even further?

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 10:29 AM

25. This gives new meaning to the phrase

"dirty money."

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