Today I learned how to make a Swiss roll!

[dixiegrrrrl]

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.Just push him down an Alp!

[pinboy3niner]

1. And his alpenhorn makes amusing sounds on its way down with him

Even if it's only thump...thump...thump...

[bluesbassman]

4. Man, you could get a hell of a buzz if you packed that bong to the top!

[Callmecrazy]

8. You need real long arms to light it though. nt

[Adsos Letter]

2. Go to your room, young lady!

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. hee hee hee hee hee

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. lol

Cute

[B Calm]

5. Boss & his Secretary

Boss & his Secretary

As the boss stood up to leave his secretary’s office, she says, your barracks door is open. He turns red and zips up his fly. After returning to his office, he ponders to himself, every damn time I see her, she has some smart ass remark to embarrass me. So after a little thought he marches back into her office. He says, just a little bit ago when you noticed my barracks door was open, did you notice the little soldier standing at attention?

She replies, oh hell no, the only thing I seen was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags.

[okieinpain]

7. i was going to ask how did it smoke. n/t.