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A HERETIC I AM

(24,368 posts) Wed Jan 8, 2014, 09:27 AM Jan 2014

Every mans worst fear. Or "How to NOT use a treadmill"

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Every mans worst fear. Or "How to NOT use a treadmill" (Original Post) A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 OP

Has to be an ACME treadmill n/t sarge43 Jan 2014 #1

And more of Acme's fine products; A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #7

Homer Simpson Lives! n/t intaglio Jan 2014 #2

DOH! n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #6

Ow! HappyMe Jan 2014 #3

I think you're supposed to *run* on it. You know, like, *upright*. n/t Smarmie Doofus Jan 2014 #4

If I didn't know any better, I would say the treadmill was pissed at the guy. A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #5

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

1. Has to be an ACME treadmill n/t

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2014, 09:33 AM

Jan 2014

A HERETIC I AM

(24,368 posts)

7. And more of Acme's fine products;

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 8, 2014, 10:07 AM

Jan 2014

http://themetapicture.com/the-acme-catalog/

intaglio

(8,170 posts)

2. Homer Simpson Lives! n/t

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2014, 09:40 AM

Jan 2014

A HERETIC I AM

(24,368 posts)

6. DOH! n/t

Reply to intaglio (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 8, 2014, 10:05 AM

Jan 2014

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

3. Ow!

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2014, 09:53 AM

Jan 2014

Damn, that's not good.

I kind of don't see the point of running and not getting anywhere.

Smarmie Doofus

(14,498 posts)

4. I think you're supposed to *run* on it. You know, like, *upright*. n/t

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2014, 10:00 AM

Jan 2014

A HERETIC I AM

(24,368 posts)

5. If I didn't know any better, I would say the treadmill was pissed at the guy.