Arizona pastor offering tax-deductible exorcisms over Skype for $295 each

[ashling]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/29/arizona-pastor-offering-tax-deductible-exorcisms-over-skype-for-295-each/

Reverend Bob Larson told KNXV that he has performed over 20,000 exorcisms over the past 20 year. And thanks to the Skype video chat software, he can now offer the service to people all over the world for just $295 for a 60-minute session, according to The Huffington Post.

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However, International Catholic Association of Exorcists Director Reverend Isaac Kramer has warned that Internet exorcisms are just a scam.

“If a person is fully possessed, the demon inside of them will not let them sit in front of the computer screen to be exorcised,” Kramer pointed out. “Chances are, they’re going to throw the computer screen across the room and destroy everything.”

But Larson insisted that people are getting their money’s worth.

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Internet exorcisms a scam? -- who'dve thunk it????

[hobbit709]

1. Barnum's statement about candy, birth, and time still holds true.

[trof]

2. I'll buy one for Mitch McConnell and some others...

Ted Cruz
My own two senators.
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, and Richard (Tricky Dick) Shelby.

[Walk away]

3. Hmmmm...Smells like retirement income to me!

Is this tax free $$$ because I'm off to work on my marketing plan!

[frogmarch]

4. Oh, yeah? Well, I'm

keeping my demon, thank you very much. I'd be lost without him. since he's the only one who knows how to use the internets.

[NightWatcher]

5. The power of Christ compels..... what, you're breaking up. Hello?