Dr. Strange's Tales of Jury Duty

[Dr. Strange]

I've served on approximately 4,239 juries so far on DU3, and I thought I would share some of the more interesting ones. Feel free to do the same.

At Tue Feb 14, 2012, 04:08 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

This right here is the most important lesson EVER!

REASON FOR ALERT:

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate. (See <a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=aboutus#communitystandards" target="_blank">Community Standards</a>.)

ALERTER'S COMMENTS:

What's wrong with tutching some but? That's my question!

JURY RESULTS

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Thu Feb 19, 2015, 15:25 PM, and the Jury voted 4-2 to HIDE IT.

Juror #1 voted to HIDE IT and said: The alerter is so right, it makes my teeth hurt. If I want to tutch some but, I'll tutch some but.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The OP has exhibited much wisdom, and we shouldn't hide the truth.
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT and said: I like strawberries. But yes, they give me hives.
Juror #4 voted to HIDE IT and said: God I hate Juror #5.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Other than needing more smilies, the post is fine.
Juror #6 voted to HIDE IT and said: I AM JUROR #6--DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[madinmaryland]

1. Sounds more like another tale of whatthefuckery on jury duty!

[Dr. Strange]

3. I volunteered you for something.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/124047522#post74

You should be hearing from Admin soon!

[hay rick]

2. Click on the link.

A classic.

[dimbear]

4. Comedy gold. Anybody else besides me getting a little abrupt with the

comments? I keep starting them all out with "dude, WTF?"

[Dr. Strange]

5. Here's another good one.

In fact, I have a pretty good idea who my fellow jurors were.

At Tue Mar 1, 2005, 09:22 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

Fundamentalist J. Chick goes after DU.

REASON FOR ALERT:

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate. (See <a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=aboutus#communitystandards" target="_blank">Community Standards</a>.)

ALERTER'S COMMENTS:

This is pure fundy religious crap.

JURY RESULTS

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Fri Jun 31, 2015, 3:85 PM, and the Jury voted 7-0 to LEAVE IT ALONE.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: My dear alerter, I found the post delightful. I say leave it.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Until I receive the beer and travel money I am due, I'll go with leave it.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: That DuStrange guy is too sexy to be censoring. Geddy Lee would say leave it alone, and that's how I vote.
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: LEAVE IT ALONE is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "LEAVE IT ALONE".
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I vote to
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LEAVE IT ALONE.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: As premiere spy for the hotwire, I say it stays (ALL THREE).
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Even though you already have six jurors, I would just like to say that the Dallas Cowboys are awesome. They are like a breath of fresh air in the end zone of life.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[siligut]

6. Ah, a trip down memory lane

The good old days, before everyone left for Facebook. Kicking this because that was some funny shit.