Friend of Mine told me... (About Chess Pieces)

[Xyzse]

That she can Totally See me as a Cute Chess Piece.

So, I mentioned, that I imagine her as a Sexy Bishop.

Wearing a Blue Mitre and frock/dress with a thigh slip.

She mentions she doesn't know what chess piece I would be.
Can I say that I am willing to be anything other than a King?

I doubt that I could be a Queen
As a Bishop, male Bishops tend to be dried up sticks.
A Knight, I can see myself riding a horse.
A Rook/Tower, I'd be posing like Heimdal.
A Pawn, since they could be anything once promoted.

Where is Buzzfeed when I need it to tell me what Chess Piece I am?

[Scuba]

1. I'm board.

[Xyzse]

2. Nice.

[Blue_Tires]

3. Whatever kinds of kink you and your friend are into

we don't need to read about it in the lounge....

[Xyzse]

4. My apologies.

[AnneD]

5. Have you been playing with...

Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters?