Woman falls 150' from zip line. Cause of death yet to be determined pending autopsy report.

[Kaleva]

"Rabellizsa was pronounced dead at the scene. Her cause of death is pending autopsy results."

http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2014/05/02/north-bay-woman-dies-in-fall-from-zipline-in-hawaii/

If I were a betting man, I'd place a wager that it was the impact on hitting the ground after falling 150' that did her in.

[intaglio]

1. Oh' C'mon if this was CSI:Miami

It would be found that a hunter in the next valley had missed his target and the spent round had shot through the safety line ... but
the woman was already dead from anaphlyctic shock caused by the shrimp contaminated lubricant on the line - this lubricant as deliberately applied by her sister because the deceased had seduced the living sister's husband to steal blood diamonds hidden in a shipment of cocaine.

Yeahahahah

[Paulie]

3. You have your facts wrong!!!11111!

It wasn't shrimp, it was peanut oil. Otherwise spot on.

[Major Nikon]

2. My guess is that g-force exceeded the operating limitations

[malthaussen]

4. Occam's Razor doesn't always work in forensics.

But your money is probably safe anyway.

-- Mal

[rrneck]

5. Deacceleration trauma. nt

[rurallib]

6. not the fall, but the sudden stop.

[pokerfan]

8. Alan Shepard

Shepard's dry wit came into play once again when reflecting his dramatic recovery from his capsule, as he "... didn't really feel the flight was a success until the recovery had been successfully completed. It's not the fall that hurts; it's the sudden stop."

http://space.io9.com/alan-shepard-astronaut-pilot-golfer-1554048203

[krispos42]

7. "Cause of death: rapid transformation into chunky salsa"

Sign it, seal it, file it. Boom, done.