Florida Man is a woman (this time)

[Scuba]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-woman-bulldozer-destroy-neighbor-home-cops-article-1.1785964

Florida woman hires bulldozer to demolish neighbor’s home, authorities say

A Florida woman disliked her neighbors so much that she got a bulldozer to demolish their home, authorities said.
Ana Maria Moreta Folch, 62, somehow got a key to the mobile home next door and convinced a heavy equipment company that it was her property, according to Cmd. Chuck Mulligan of the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.

Then she allegedly asked the operator of the bulldozer to raze the home in St. Augustine — but it's unclear how she ever thought she'd get away with it.

"It's difficult to say what goes through people's minds sometimes when they concoct these schemes," Mulligan told the Daily News.

Commander Mulligan speaks the truth.

[Baitball Blogger]

1. She just didn't know the right people.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. Apparently she knew precisely the right people!

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She knew one guy with a bulldozer.

What more do you need?

[lovemydog]

5. Perhaps, a way of not getting charged with criminal mischief

and fined 25 grand.

[Major Nikon]

2. Whatever happened to setting fire to a bag of dogshit on the front porch?

[rurallib]

3. or maybe a prank call about the refrigerator running?

[steve2470]

6. That was an amazingly tactful thing for Cmd. Mulligan to say lol nt