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Tue Jun 24, 2014, 04:18 PM

Your Daily Dose of SQUEE®



Treatment Products

SQUEE® should only be used for the treatment of the Blahs.

Safety First

If you have never had the Blahs before, see your doctor before using any SQUEE® product. Do not use SQUEE® for external itching due to causes other than a Blahs infection. Before using a SQUEE® product, make sure to read the safety information provided below, or in your product insert.

Some do's and don'ts when using SQUEE® products:

Do not use alcohol, narcotics or other Blahs reducing products.

Do not rely on nightly news reports for happiness inducement and Blahs prevention, as they may be damaged and fail to prevent the Blahs and really mess up your whole shitty day.

Do not talk to Right Wingers.

Do not scratch the skin outside the Blahs infected area. Scratching can cause more irritation and can spread the infection.

Be aware that a mild increase in Blahs burning, itching or irritation may occur.

Do use during a tax audit.

If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Tell your doctor about any drugs you are currently taking.

Keep out of reach of children. If swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away.

Stop use and ask your doctor if:

Symptoms do not improve in three days.

Symptoms last more than seven days.

You get a rash or hives, abdominal pain, fever, chills, nausea, vomiting or foul-smelling discharge. These may be signs that this product is not working. There may be a more serious condition present or you could be experiencing an allergic reaction.

What side effects may occur with SQUEE® anti-blahsals?

A mild increase in burning, itching, irritation or headache may occur when the product is used. Abdominal cramping has also been reported.

Stop use and ask your doctor if you have any of the following side effects while using SQUEE® anti-blahsal products:

Abdominal pain

Hives

Skin rash

Severe burning

Itching

Irritation

Swelling

Headache

Warning Awareness It's important to know that SQUEE® anti-blahsal products:

Are for attitudinal use only.

Are not intended to be taken by anyone under the age of 12.

Should not be used without seeing your doctor if you are having itching and discomfort for the first time. Ask a doctor before use if you have:

Itching, burning and discomfort for the first time.

Lower abdominal, back or shoulder pain, fever, chills, nausea, vomiting or foul-smelling discharge. You could have a more serious medical condition.

Blahsal infections often (such as once a month or three in six months). You could be too far gone or have a serious underlying cause for your symptoms, including diabetes or a weakened immune system.

Been exposed to Republicans or Right Wing Libertarians?
Consult a doctor or pharmacist before use if you are taking the prescription happiness inducer Deblasinol (i.e., Going Nuts), because bleeding or bruising may occur.

*If you are using SQUEE® 1-Day™ Happyazole, you do not need to see a doctor about potential interactions with the prescription Deblasinol because such interactions are not expected.

If you have any other questions or need more information about SQUEE® products, call our STAFFED ANSWER LINE: 1-888-SQUEEME® (1-888-778-3363), between 8:00 A.M. and 5:00 P.M. EST, Monday through Friday. It's toll- free. And anything discussed is strictly confidential.

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Reply Your Daily Dose of SQUEE® (Original post)
MrScorpio Jun 2014 OP
frogmarch Jun 2014 #1
Wait Wut Jun 2014 #3
frogmarch Jun 2014 #4
Wait Wut Jun 2014 #5
jdadd Jun 2014 #11
frogmarch Jun 2014 #12
sinkingfeeling Jun 2014 #16
riqster Jun 2014 #14
TeamPooka Jun 2014 #2
shenmue Jun 2014 #6
lady lib Jun 2014 #7
joeybee12 Jun 2014 #8
BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2014 #9
ZX86 Jun 2014 #10
mnhtnbb Jun 2014 #13
catbyte Jun 2014 #15
abakan Jun 2014 #17

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 04:49 PM

1. A baby bichon frise!

SQUEEEEE!

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Response to frogmarch (Reply #1)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 04:50 PM

3. ALERTING!!!

Oh...wait...nevermind. You said 'Bichon'.

Carry on.

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Response to Wait Wut (Reply #3)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 04:53 PM

4. ha! :-)

I should have spelled it phonetically here on DU: beeshon

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Response to frogmarch (Reply #4)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 04:58 PM

5. Nice save.

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Response to frogmarch (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 25, 2014, 12:48 PM

11. I was thinking baby Maltese

position of the ears, and smooth coat. Both are very cute...My Pattie Cakes, had two litters. 3 males in the first, 1 male and 2 females the second time. they looked like this at about 7 weeks...All fur babies are cute....

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Response to jdadd (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 25, 2014, 12:59 PM

12. I think you're right.

I was just thinking the puppy looked a lot like my bichon Fritty. She was my baby for 14 years and I still miss her lots, even though she's been gone 10 years now.

Maltese puppies are adorable too. I love puppies of all kinds.

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Response to jdadd (Reply #11)

Thu Jun 26, 2014, 09:48 AM

16. I also think it's a Maltese.

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Response to frogmarch (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 25, 2014, 03:08 PM

14. Shouldn't that be "freedom frise"?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 04:49 PM

2. K&R!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 05:05 PM

6. Booga booga

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 05:17 PM

7. That there is WAY too large a dose of SQUEE® for me.

Do you have anything a little less cute??

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 05:33 PM

8. An amazing product! I feel it working already!

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 09:45 PM

9. Deblasinol

LOLOLOLOL!!

Exposure to Republicans or Right Wing Libertarians definitely makes me Vomit. Gives me a foul-smelling discharge, too.

I need SQUEE®



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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 09:50 PM

10. Great

I need to test my blood sugar now.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Jun 25, 2014, 01:49 PM

13. Terrific product alert sheet to go with the SQUEE®!



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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Jun 26, 2014, 03:50 AM

15. Oh, myyyy! That is certainly squee-worthy, lol.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Jun 26, 2014, 01:18 PM

17. I am in desperate need of one of those....nt

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