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Thu Jul 31, 2014, 05:07 PM

The fairy tale that should be told!

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:

Once upon a time
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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fucking think so.

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csziggy Jul 2014 OP
Callmecrazy Jul 2014 #1
rurallib Aug 2014 #2
Callmecrazy Aug 2014 #3
In_The_Wind Aug 2014 #4

Response to csziggy (Original post)

Thu Jul 31, 2014, 05:22 PM

1. What an idiot!

Do you know how much a talking frog is worth?

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 1, 2014, 09:42 PM

2. like that one in the old Warner brothers cartoonie?

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Response to rurallib (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 1, 2014, 09:53 PM

3. Hello my baby, Hello my darlin'...

Hello my ragtime gal!

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2014, 09:58 PM

4. DU REC





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