Salmon Cannon... No I'm not kidding.

[Agschmid]

If you can come up with a good fish pun let minnow.

[pinboy3niner]

1. Some will make finny jokes

But who am I to talk? I'm as gillty as anyone.

[Agschmid]

10. So finny!

[mackerel]

2. Oh my cod!

[pinboy3niner]

3. Can I phone in the coordinates of my smoker?

[pinboy3niner]

4. Well, that open a whole quenelle of fish

[pinboy3niner]

5. Did the video show them to scale?

[Agschmid]

11. Total win.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Well, I'm hooked

I'm giving this my unqualified endorsalment.

[pinboy3niner]

7. It's a tough roe to hoe...

...but salmon's gotta do it.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

8. Since you already have several good ones...

...don't blow a seal.

[6000eliot]

9. I'll bite

for the halibut.

[Agschmid]

12. Lol.

[Tom_Foolery]

13. That video gave me a haddock. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

16. You should see your fishician. nt

[Kali]

14. ...

[hunter]

15. Would it work for people?

It would make an awesome water park attraction.

[jmowreader]

17. It would work better for solving the teabagger problem

Build one that can fire a person 75 miles, and start hauling the teabaggers to Key West.