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I'm going to follow Homer Simpson's retirement plan (Original Post) Yavin4 Aug 2014 OP
Good plan IrishEyes Aug 2014 #1
Glug glug glug, chomp chomp chomp, beeeeeeeeeeeeep NightWatcher Aug 2014 #2
You only live once! lovemydog Aug 2014 #3
He can get you out of jury duty as well... lame54 Aug 2014 #4
As the old saying goes... Wounded Bear Aug 2014 #5

IrishEyes

(3,275 posts)
1. Good plan
Sun Aug 24, 2014, 10:50 PM
Aug 2014

I don't drink or smoke. I eat healthy and exercise. Plus my grand parents all lived to be in their 80s and 90s. I better start saving some more.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
2. Glug glug glug, chomp chomp chomp, beeeeeeeeeeeeep
Mon Aug 25, 2014, 12:16 AM
Aug 2014

My lifestyle.... That was great.

I got a pitch in the mail for life insurance and started laughing

lame54

(35,287 posts)
4. He can get you out of jury duty as well...
Mon Aug 25, 2014, 11:12 AM
Aug 2014

"The trick is to say that your prejudice against all races."

Wounded Bear

(58,648 posts)
5. As the old saying goes...
Mon Aug 25, 2014, 12:35 PM
Aug 2014

If I had known I was going to live this long, I might have taken better care of myself.

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