I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch.

[Ron Obvious]

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	Shit
	1 (50%)
	Wind your watch
	0 (0%)
	Shit on your watch (thank you, George Carlin)
	0 (0%)
	What does "wind your watch" mean, you stupid old geezer?
	0 (0%)
	Oh, fuck off
	1 (50%)
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[rug]

1. You never go wrong by taking a shit.

[trof]

6. True.

A good dump is worth a thousand windings!

[Ron Obvious]

7. Oh, I think with some imagination...

... one could envision a scenario where that goes wrong. There was that poor German zookeeper who gave a large quantity of laxatives to a constipated elephant and died as a result. Of course, I don't know how the elephant felt about it. Relieved, possibly.

[Wait Wut]

2. I'm not sure which is more perplexing;

that you own a watch or that you have to wind it.

[Ron Obvious]

8. I own several watches.

I haven't worn them in so long, I no longer even the tan line, though.

I keep them in a drawer for formal occasions.

[edgineered]

3. Jack Nicholson didn't know either

in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'. Nurse Ratchet really bugged him.

[panader0]

4. Multi task. Wind your watch while you shit.

[Ron Obvious]

9. Or I could shit while winding my watch. n/t

[panader0]

15. Are you right handed or left handed?

Which hand do you---oh never mind.

[rug]

5. I'm pleased to note that after an hour and a half, shit is winning handily.

[Ron Obvious]

10. Yes, it says something about the DU Lounge

I'm not quite sure what, though.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

11. Take a shit, wind your watch, and STFU.

j/k, take shit and unless it's a Rolex or the like ditch the watch and use your phone like everyone else to tell time.

[Aerows]

12. Wind your watch.

If you have a self-winding one, even better.

[BlueJazz]

13. I usually prefer the more classy and high-brow "Shit or go blind"

[antiquie]

14. As you mentioned,

obviously, you wind while you take your sit
-- or is this a trick question?

[Taitertots]

16. How do you wind a swatch?

[Special Prosciuto]

17. That's a narrow set of choices; nearly an ultimatum.

How about shitting on an hourglass and taking one's own sweet time, or
Shitting on a sundial and getting a tan?