For whomever draws my name in the Lounge Secret Santa program, three words

[NightWatcher]

Heated

Toilet

Seat




That is all, thank you.

[LynneSin]

1. Oh I was thinking

Scrapple Flavored Beer

[NightWatcher]

2. No thanks, I heard Dogfish is already going to make some of that.

I'll stick to a PBR for breakfast (only because they don't sell Lone Star here)

[whistler162]

3. So you want a roll of duck tape and

some pocket warmers.

[elleng]

4. OK.

Backatchoo: Cote'Dor Dark Chocolate

[trof]

5. A bit pricey for me. How about a heating pad with a hole in it?

Close enough?

[rurallib]

7. maybe a few tubes of Ben Gay to spread on the seat

That would last well past the visit

[A Simple Game]

6. I thought we had to keep it under 5 dollars? n/t

[olddots]

8. a toilet that doesn't run

A 73 Ford Pinto.

[orleans]

12. i don't think toilets *can* run a 73 ford pinto. so you don't have to worry about that. n/t

[Xipe Totec]

9. HOT Buns in the City! nt

[WinkyDink]

10. NO LIE: Groupon has one ON SALE NOW!

http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-lumawarm-heated-night-light-toilet-seat

LumaWarm Heated Night-Light Toilet Seats

These toilet seats inject luxury and comfort into daily routines. A heating element gently warms the throne, making it a more pleasant place to visit first thing on a wintry morning or after the mailman drops off the annual IKEA catalog. For nighttime trips, a blue LED light illuminates the seat.

•Adjustable heated seat
•Three temperature settings
•Blue LED night-light
•Gentle closing seat and lid
•Powered by standard GFI outlet
•Simple, intuitive controls
•Fits all standard toilet fixtures

[orleans]

11. just get one of those soft ones. i don't think they get cold. n/t