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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts) Mon Jan 5, 2015, 03:13 PM Jan 2015

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You know you want one

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You know you want one (Original Post) Major Nikon Jan 2015 OP

Three part harmony? Arkansas Granny Jan 2015 #1

Takes the one man band concept to a whole new level Major Nikon Jan 2015 #2

Tootin'? No, I'm Flutin! Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #3

Gives a new meaning to "blow it out your ass". n/t Tom_Foolery Jan 2015 #4

DU: Unplugged. Baitball Blogger Jan 2015 #5

MFM used to accomplish the same thing with muscle control alone pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #6

Now available at LiberalEsto Jan 2015 #7

"Easy Entry Shape," my ass. Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2015 #8

Well, I hope you at least got your money back pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #9

The Official Flute of Orifices Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #10

This is a real thing? 3catwoman3 Jan 2015 #11

You bet your bottom dollar! pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #12

We're really scraping the bottom here........... lastlib Jan 2015 #15

Sounds like a Moon for the Misbegotten pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #16

No, I WON't see you on the Dark Side of the Moon, pinboy! lastlib Jan 2015 #17

Free with a Chipotle Super Burrito Major Nikon Jan 2015 #13

It's a wouldwind instrument. nt Special Prosciuto Jan 2015 #14

Where do I buy one? progressoid Jan 2015 #18

Thanks Major, but can you just hum a few bars instead? pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #19

OMG STOP IT PINBOY3NINER Skittles Jan 2015 #20

They really should have called it Anal Sax. Orrex Jan 2015 #21

Kinda sounds like a bad case of the piles Major Nikon Jan 2015 #22

Is there ever a good case of the piles? Orrex Jan 2015 #23

Nah, just some worse than others Major Nikon Jan 2015 #24

Call now, and you'l also get this handy accessory Xipe Totec Jan 2015 #25

Mine already smell like potpourri Major Nikon Jan 2015 #26

I dunno man, this whole idea leaves a bad taste in my mouth OriginalGeek Jan 2015 #27

Le Pétomane is not impressed Brother Buzz Jan 2015 #28

Arkansas Granny

(31,516 posts)

1. Three part harmony?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 03:22 PM

Jan 2015

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

2. Takes the one man band concept to a whole new level

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 03:29 PM

Jan 2015

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

3. Tootin'? No, I'm Flutin!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 03:34 PM

Jan 2015

I wonder if Dubya's best buddy Pootie Poot has a rootin' tootin' poop shoot flute?

Tom_Foolery

(4,691 posts)

4. Gives a new meaning to "blow it out your ass". n/t

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 03:48 PM

Jan 2015

Baitball Blogger

(46,705 posts)

5. DU: Unplugged.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 04:04 PM

Jan 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. MFM used to accomplish the same thing with muscle control alone

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 04:21 PM

Jan 2015

He was especially good at hitting those bottom tones. Of course, he exercised religiously.

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

7. Now available at

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 05:40 PM

Jan 2015

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,835 posts)

8. "Easy Entry Shape," my ass.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 06:38 PM

Jan 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

9. Well, I hope you at least got your money back

Reply to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #8)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 06:44 PM

Jan 2015

Wouldn't want you to get gouged.

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

10. The Official Flute of Orifices

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 01:35 AM

Jan 2015

3catwoman3

(23,980 posts)

11. This is a real thing?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 03:20 AM

Jan 2015

Seriously? I'd Google it, but I'm afraid of where that might take me.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

12. You bet your bottom dollar!

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #11)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 03:24 AM

Jan 2015

Actually, I have no idea, I just couldn't resist posting that.

lastlib

(23,226 posts)

15. We're really scraping the bottom here...........

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #12)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 03:18 PM

Jan 2015

(and don't anybody try to get cheeky with this! I'm not gonna try to toot my own horn.) It may sound like music to your ears, but wait'll you get a whiff of the riff.............

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

16. Sounds like a Moon for the Misbegotten

Reply to lastlib (Reply #15)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 03:28 PM

Jan 2015

lastlib

(23,226 posts)

17. No, I WON't see you on the Dark Side of the Moon, pinboy!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #16)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 03:32 PM

Jan 2015

(I don't care if the band you're in starts playin' different tunes!)

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

13. Free with a Chipotle Super Burrito

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #11)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 11:07 AM

Jan 2015

Participating locations only.

Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

14. It's a wouldwind instrument. nt

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 01:52 PM

Jan 2015

progressoid

(49,990 posts)

18. Where do I buy one?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 05:51 PM

Jan 2015

I know a couple people that need that for their birthday!

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

19. Thanks Major, but can you just hum a few bars instead?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 06:09 PM

Jan 2015

Skittles

(153,160 posts)

20. OMG STOP IT PINBOY3NINER

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #19)

Tue Jan 6, 2015, 06:26 PM

Jan 2015

Orrex

(63,209 posts)

21. They really should have called it Anal Sax.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Wed Jan 7, 2015, 01:38 PM

Jan 2015

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

22. Kinda sounds like a bad case of the piles

Reply to Orrex (Reply #21)

Wed Jan 7, 2015, 01:55 PM

Jan 2015

Orrex

(63,209 posts)

23. Is there ever a good case of the piles?

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #22)

Wed Jan 7, 2015, 02:06 PM

Jan 2015

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

24. Nah, just some worse than others

Reply to Orrex (Reply #23)

Wed Jan 7, 2015, 02:12 PM

Jan 2015

When yer grapes are hangin', I reckon it's worse.

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)

25. Call now, and you'l also get this handy accessory

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Wed Jan 7, 2015, 03:00 PM

Jan 2015

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11039604

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

26. Mine already smell like potpourri

Reply to Xipe Totec (Reply #25)

Wed Jan 7, 2015, 04:03 PM

Jan 2015

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

27. I dunno man, this whole idea leaves a bad taste in my mouth

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Wed Jan 7, 2015, 04:08 PM

Jan 2015

huh?

oh...other end...

Brother Buzz

(36,427 posts)

28. Le Pétomane is not impressed

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Wed Jan 7, 2015, 05:34 PM

Jan 2015

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