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Sat Jan 17, 2015, 09:55 PM

Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Seahawks

From the Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/keys-to-the-matchup-packers-vs-seahawks,37791/

Green Bay:
Given Marshawn Lynch's ability to break tackles, don't be afraid to put a seventh or even eighth man on him.
Keep pressure on Russell Wilson by whispering to him that this is his contract year.

Seattle:
Be prepared for Aaron Rodgers to quickly move outside the pocket and toward the direction of medical treatment.
Consider benching Richard Sherman, who didn't once touch the football when the Seahawks met the Packers in the regular season.

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jmowreader Jan 2015 OP
Tobin S. Jan 2015 #1
jmowreader Jan 2015 #2
Suich Jan 2015 #3
Enthusiast Jan 2015 #4
lovemydog Jan 2015 #5

Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Sat Jan 17, 2015, 10:03 PM

1. I predict that the team that scores the most points will win the game.

You can take that to the bank.

That's my in-depth analysis and it's probably about as good as you'll hear from the sports talking heads over the next couple of days.

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Response to Tobin S. (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 17, 2015, 10:35 PM

2. I predict the team the refs allow to score the most points will win the game

A missed holding call here, a withdrawn penalty there and the game can flip around in mere seconds. Stalin would be proud.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2015, 03:55 AM

3. LOL!

Gotta love the Onion!

Seahawks by 4.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2015, 04:10 AM

4. I have no particular allegiance to either team.

However, I would prefer that GB win.

unfortunately I feel that the Seahawk's defense will be too much for GB.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2015, 04:36 AM

5. Both teams will play hard.

Key matchup: Pack & Hawks versus the end zone.

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