The DU Lounge
Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIn_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,150 posts)never get to have any of the fun.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)they would check out teh growth rate
before teh urge for munchies kicks in
lastlib
(23,222 posts)I LIKE it!!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)Bartender replies For you, no charge."
TexasTowelie
(112,150 posts)and complained about always having to be going around.
The bartender replied, "Gee, you certainly are negative."
lastlib
(23,222 posts)A faster-than-light neutrino walked into a bar.
rug
(82,333 posts)One of them stops, pats his pocket and says:"Shit, I think I lost an electron.
The other one, concerned, looks at him and says Oh no, are you sure?
Yes, Im positive.
TexasTowelie
(112,150 posts)I think I better muon to a different thread.
rug
(82,333 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,150 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)lastlib
(23,222 posts)A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, "You have to leave. We do not allow your kind in our church!" The Higgs boson says, "Well, Father, without me, you can't have mass."
(You have to understand, sometimes we're kind of quarky here in the Lounge........It's a *strange* kind of quarky, though...)
lastlib
(23,222 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,150 posts)and to think that we nicknamed the physics professor at my university "Darth Roeder." Let the electromagnetic force be with you.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)There once was a Lady, quite bright
Who could travel much faster than light
She set out one day, in a relative way
And came back the previous night.
sweetapogee
(1,168 posts)ion see.
sweetapogee
(1,168 posts)caught cheating on a quiz covering quantum energy levels sought to put a positive spin on the whole affair.