No crotch grabbing at the Super Bowl ?

[jakeXT]

The NFL's head of officiating told ESPN's Sal Paolantonio at Pro Bowl practice Saturday that the Seattle Seahawks have been warned that if running back Marshawn Lynch makes an obscene gesture after scoring a touchdown or at any other time during Super Bowl XLIX, the team will be penalized 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct.

If he does it after scoring a touchdown, "That means they will kick off from the 20-yard line," Dean Blandino said.

Lynch has been fined twice for grabbing his crotch after scoring touchdowns, most recently when he was fined $20,000 for making the gesture after scoring a touchdown in the NFC Championship Game.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2014/story/_/id/12225549/nfl-warns-seattle-seahawks-marshawn-lynch-gesture

[In_The_Wind]

1. Super-racy Super Bowl spot for TV in West only.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/01/21/super-bowl-advertising-marketing-carls-jr-racy-ads/22122361/

[jakeXT]

2. It's great how they have to tell you what is not in it /nt

[PoliticAverse]

3. It's the official's job to check the balls. n/t

[Brother Buzz]

7. Word!

[Yavin4]

10. How they can they check the balls without crotch grabbing?

A conundrum!

[MADem]

4. Is the guy a jerk, or does he have that 'disability' like Doctor Cooper on Nurse Jackie?

Dr. Cooper grabs OTHER people's privates, though, so it isn't quite the same thing....

[jakeXT]

5. Well, MJ said it's subliminal

[MADem]

6. Hmmm....or maybe he had an itch!

I gotta say, all this "package" stuff in the run-up to the Superbowl is a hoot. Between the deflated balls and the crotch grabbing, they might as well just call it the SuperBALL!!

[Major Nikon]

8. ...

[jakeXT]

9. Gillette’s FlexBall gets $3.2 million exposure from Deflategate

Deflategate has been a boon for one company and its aptly named product.

Gillette’s logo and a hashtag promoting its FlexBall razor were featured in the backdrop for news conferences yesterday by New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and coach Bill Belichick. The placement, and comedic relevance of the name, will bring at least $3.2 million in television exposure to the Procter &...

http://www.newsday.com/business/gillette-s-flexball-gets-3-2-million-exposure-from-deflategate-after-tom-brady-bill-belichick-talk-1.9836812

[cwydro]

11. I hate crotch grabbing.

I always wonder if the guys have to make sure it's there...or maybe they just like to touch it?

No idea. Something I'll never understand.

[Yavin4]

13. When someone else does it to me...

It's not so bad.

[rurallib]

15. good idea. He should hire someone to grab his crotch after a TD

I would suggest gender equality in this hire, thus he should hire 2, one male, one female.

[cwydro]

18. OK

That made me giggle!

[pipi_k]

22. Well, except when

the person has to squeeze to see how hard or soft they are


ouch

[Laffy Kat]

20. In baseball, too! And the spitting....

Don't get me started on the spitting. Right when the camera is zooming in. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

[olddots]

12. does Huckabee atleast still do a bass solo ?

[trof]

14. I don't care. I'm still gonna grab mine.

Every time the Pats make a touchdown with a flat football.

[cwydro]

19. Ha!

!!!

[rurallib]

16. Shoot - Joni Ernst made a TV ad about grabbing balls

and got elected to the senate.

[R B Garr]

17. Ugh!! This is the only time in years that the half-time makes me UGH.

Usually I have some interest in the performers, but nothing about these pop, no-talent bopper types appeal to me at all. I'm really disappointed. BUMMER!

[betsuni]

21. I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

[bluedigger]

23. I just throw 'em in a wheelbarrow and off we go!

[Jamaal510]

28. ...

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[pinboy3niner]

24. Next I suppose they'll outlaw butt-sniffing at the Puppy Bowl!

This is something up with which we shall not put!1!!

[Sophiegirl]

25. NOOOOO!!!!

It's the puppy equivalent of shaking hands. This must not happen!!!

[Kaleva]

26. This woman has been banned from attending the Super Bowl.

http://www.diehardsport.com/nfl/atlanta-falcons-fan-celebrates-grabbing-boyfriends-crotch/

[jakeXT]

27. It could be worse

[orleans]

29. that was funny and cute. the snubby guy sure got interested when she started

kissing someone else. (jerk) (not you)