Chemistry Puns: Molecules You Need to Know

[KamaAina]

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Hilarious chemistry created by Nick D.Kim, an analytical environmental chemist who works for Massey University in Wellington

[Scuba]

1. Love me some geek humor.

[pinboy3niner]

2. Mercedes benzene, lol

[struggle4progress]

4. I like this one better

[clarice]

3. Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road....

A cop pulls him over and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Werner replies "No, but I know exactly WHERE I am"

[tclambert]

12. A traffic cop pulls over Albert Einstein . . .

and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Einstein says, "Relative to what?"

[tclambert]

13. A traffic cop pulls over Erwin Schrödinger . . .

demands to look in his trunk, takes a look, comes back and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat in there?"

Schrödinger says, "Well, NOW I do."

[kairos12]

22. LOL. Thanks.

[tclambert]

14. A traffic cop pulls over René Descartes . . .

and says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Descartes says, "I think not" and vanishes.

[hifiguy]

17. "You were going 100 miles per hour."

"Great, now I am lost!"

[lastlib]

5. Only thing I remember from chemistry class:

Teacher drew a compound and asked us to identify it. It led off with a Flouride molecule, then a Propyl compound, then four human stick figures, and last, an ether compound. What was it?

A "Fluoride-propyl people ether"!

[seveneyes]

6. C20H25N3O

Everything else is in the periphery.

[Aristus]

7. Two atoms are walking down the street.

One turns to the other and says: "I just lost an electron!"

The second one replies: "Are you sure?"

The first one says: "I'm positive!"

[marym625]

8. hee hee

[packman]

9. A neutron walks into a bar and

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asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you-no charge".

A physicist was reading a book about Helium and he couldn't put it down.

What was fed to the monkeys in the chem lab each day - BaNa2

If H20 is water, what is H204 - bathing, drinking, cleaning, washing, etc.

[malthaussen]

10. Two chemists walk into a bar...

First one says to the barkeep "I'll have a glass of H2O."
Second one laughs and says "That's great! I'll have a glass of H2O too!"

Of course, when he drinks it, he promptly dies.

God, that's an old chestnut.

-- Mal

[Scruffy Rumbler]

11. My high school chem teacher was named Napolitano.

Her extra credit question was to write the chemicals represented by her name.

[KamaAina]

18. Like in Breaking Bad!

Na (sodium)
P (phosphorus)
O (oxygen)
Li (lithium)
Ta (tantalum)
N (nitrogen)
O (oxyegn again)

[Scruffy Rumbler]

20. I never saw the series!

You would have received extra credit for that answer!

[KamaAina]

21. In the credits, everyone's name was elementized as much as possible

I never saw it either, but that meme, y'know, went viral.

[jmowreader]

24. Or this...

Na - Sodium
Po - Polonium
Li - Lithium
Ta - Tantalum
No - Nobelium (this is a synthetic element, so nitrogen and oxygen would be more stable)

[KamaAina]

25. Dammit! I forgot polonium!!

[tclambert]

15. Argon walks into a bar . . .

The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in here."

Argon doesn't react.

[tclambert]

16. Let me predict his future:

[BlancheSplanchnik]

19. Higgs Boson walks into church, goes up to the altar, but the priest says,

I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave.

Higgs Boson says, "But you can't have mass without me ".

[nikto]

23. E-1 = MC2-1

At least, that's the way it comes out for me.

[Buzz Clik]

26. Benzene derivatives

[Trailrider1951]

27. If you're not part of the solution

You're part of the precipitate.