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Arkansas Granny

(31,515 posts) Sun Mar 11, 2012, 02:03 PM Mar 2012

Bacon flavored lip balm.

I've always said that anything can be made better with bacon.

http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconlipbalm.php

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Bacon flavored lip balm. (Original Post) Arkansas Granny Mar 2012 OP

If it works I want bacon flavored chewing gum next lunatica Mar 2012 #1

It already exists!... Phentex Mar 2012 #2

PS You might like the meatball gum, too! Phentex Mar 2012 #3

Wow! Thanks! lunatica Mar 2012 #4

E-FUCKING-GADS! HopeHoops Mar 2012 #5

This is for anyone who wants to be kissed on the lips by dogs. undeterred Mar 2012 #6

It reminds me of the old joke about someone being such a homely child, they had to tie Arkansas Granny Mar 2012 #9

This would make my cat try to suck my breath. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2012 #7

I would chew my lips off and try to suck them up my nose! Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2012 #8

No Vanje Mar 2012 #10

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

1. If it works I want bacon flavored chewing gum next

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 02:14 PM

Mar 2012

I've always dreamed of having beef flavored gum. And wondered why they don't have it.

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

2. It already exists!...

Reply to lunatica (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 02:16 PM

Mar 2012

lots of bacon candy at baconfreak.com.

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

3. PS You might like the meatball gum, too!

Reply to Phentex (Reply #2)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 02:17 PM

Mar 2012

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

4. Wow! Thanks!

Reply to Phentex (Reply #3)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:14 PM

Mar 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

5. E-FUCKING-GADS!

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:20 PM

Mar 2012

undeterred

(34,658 posts)

6. This is for anyone who wants to be kissed on the lips by dogs.

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:23 PM

Mar 2012

Lots of dogs.

Arkansas Granny

(31,515 posts)

9. It reminds me of the old joke about someone being such a homely child, they had to tie

Reply to undeterred (Reply #6)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 07:44 PM

Mar 2012

a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)

7. This would make my cat try to suck my breath.

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 06:51 PM

Mar 2012

Like the old wives' tale, only with a bacon-flavored grownup.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

8. I would chew my lips off and try to suck them up my nose!

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 07:11 PM

Mar 2012

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Vanje

(9,766 posts)

10. No

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 07:51 PM

Mar 2012

Just no.

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