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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts) Fri Mar 27, 2015, 11:48 AM Mar 2015

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Morning wood

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Morning wood (Original Post) Major Nikon Mar 2015 OP

If you like it, put a ring on it. Gidney N Cloyd Mar 2015 #1

Don't be a sap pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #2

"Life's a birch and then you die." Gidney N Cloyd Mar 2015 #3

You're knot kidding! nt pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #6

Lots of bark, but no bites. nt Xipe Totec Mar 2015 #10

Leaf her alone! KamaAina Mar 2015 #15

She's just trying to ply her love, right? nt pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #18

It's all about the "poplar"ity. surrealAmerican Mar 2015 #4

Oak ay libodem Mar 2015 #5

I'm afraid she is barking up the wrong tree. nt femmocrat Mar 2015 #7

Perhaps they'll reach an a cord pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #8

I woodn't do this if I were her. hifiguy Mar 2015 #9

My dogwood. Special Prosciuto Mar 2015 #32

They should settle down and get married. dawg Mar 2015 #11

And practice mahogany. Special Prosciuto Mar 2015 #26

What if she's bi-poplar? pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #30

I'm worried about who gets on top. Special Prosciuto Mar 2015 #33

I'd be petrified pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #34

I'm stumped by this woman. She can't see the forest for the trees. Special Prosciuto Mar 2015 #35

I think I saw her busted on an episode of Copse pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #38

Poor woman probably wasn't very poplar, The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2015 #12

I bet he leaves her. pintobean Mar 2015 #13

They have already put down roots Major Nikon Mar 2015 #21

There was an episode of Boston Legal in 2007 LiberalElite Mar 2015 #14

I trust she's packed her trunk for the honeymoon KamaAina Mar 2015 #16

You should be able to tell when they go lumbering by. nt pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #17

Yew are so beautiful Enrique Mar 2015 #19

Can't say she's going against the grain Special Prosciuto Mar 2015 #20

In another article, she talks about how she loves the skin on bark contact during sex. Kaleva Mar 2015 #22

They're both warped pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #39

What if she leaves Tim for a giant sequoia? Special Prosciuto Mar 2015 #23

That would open a whole new canopies. nt pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #29

has the makings of a sappy romance..... lastlib Mar 2015 #40

She could start a splinter group. Special Prosciuto Mar 2015 #24

Size queen bigwillq Mar 2015 #25

if he leaves d_r Mar 2015 #27

lol Liberal_in_LA Mar 2015 #28

. pintobean Mar 2015 #31

Is this from a pulp rag?! Special Prosciuto Mar 2015 #36

If I tell you, you willow me big time pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #37

If they fall in the woods, will anyone hear them? MrMickeysMom Mar 2015 #41

Not sure why I logged on this morning to DU...strange... CTyankee Mar 2015 #42

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,834 posts)

1. If you like it, put a ring on it.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 11:54 AM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

2. Don't be a sap

Reply to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 12:04 PM

Mar 2015

The young lady obviously is a bit twiggy.

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,834 posts)

3. "Life's a birch and then you die."

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 12:18 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. You're knot kidding! nt

Reply to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 12:48 PM

Mar 2015

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)

10. Lots of bark, but no bites. nt

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 01:53 PM

Mar 2015

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

15. Leaf her alone!

Reply to Xipe Totec (Reply #10)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 02:57 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

18. She's just trying to ply her love, right? nt

Reply to KamaAina (Reply #15)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 03:06 PM

Mar 2015

surrealAmerican

(11,360 posts)

4. It's all about the "poplar"ity.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 12:22 PM

Mar 2015

A good maple just can't compete with that.

libodem

(19,288 posts)

5. Oak ay

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 12:28 PM

Mar 2015

We don't want her to Pine away for lost love.

femmocrat

(28,394 posts)

7. I'm afraid she is barking up the wrong tree. nt

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 12:52 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

8. Perhaps they'll reach an a cord

Reply to femmocrat (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 01:11 PM

Mar 2015

I just hope the next pic isn't photochopped.

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

9. I woodn't do this if I were her.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 01:52 PM

Mar 2015

Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

32. My dogwood.

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 10:20 PM

Mar 2015

dawg

(10,624 posts)

11. They should settle down and get married.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 02:01 PM

Mar 2015

Put down some roots.

Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

26. And practice mahogany.

Reply to dawg (Reply #11)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 07:43 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

30. What if she's bi-poplar?

Reply to Special Prosciuto (Reply #26)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 08:38 PM

Mar 2015

Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

33. I'm worried about who gets on top.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #30)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 10:32 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

34. I'd be petrified

Reply to Special Prosciuto (Reply #33)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 10:44 PM

Mar 2015

Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

35. I'm stumped by this woman. She can't see the forest for the trees.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #34)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 11:35 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

38. I think I saw her busted on an episode of Copse

Reply to Special Prosciuto (Reply #35)

Sat Mar 28, 2015, 12:24 PM

Mar 2015

But I was board so I didn't pay much attention.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)

12. Poor woman probably wasn't very poplar,

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 02:11 PM

Mar 2015

but maybe if she'd spruce herself up she'd have more luck, don't yew think?

pintobean

(18,101 posts)

13. I bet he leaves her.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 02:29 PM

Mar 2015

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

21. They have already put down roots

Reply to pintobean (Reply #13)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 05:59 PM

Mar 2015

LiberalElite

(14,691 posts)

14. There was an episode of Boston Legal in 2007

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 02:38 PM

Mar 2015

dealing with this - "objectophilia"

Plot description:

"...Jerry is overcome with anxiety when he feels it's time to give his very first kiss to former client Leigh, who, like he, has Asperger syndrome: she is an objectophile whom he has been dating;..."

In a later episode I think she leaves Jerry for a clock radio.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

16. I trust she's packed her trunk for the honeymoon

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 02:59 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

17. You should be able to tell when they go lumbering by. nt

Reply to KamaAina (Reply #16)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 03:05 PM

Mar 2015

Enrique

(27,461 posts)

19. Yew are so beautiful

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 03:23 PM

Mar 2015

to her.

Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

20. Can't say she's going against the grain

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 05:07 PM

Mar 2015

Kaleva

(36,298 posts)

22. In another article, she talks about how she loves the skin on bark contact during sex.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 06:20 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

39. They're both warped

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #22)

Sat Mar 28, 2015, 03:11 PM

Mar 2015

Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

23. What if she leaves Tim for a giant sequoia?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 07:25 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

29. That would open a whole new canopies. nt

Reply to Special Prosciuto (Reply #23)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 08:34 PM

Mar 2015

lastlib

(23,224 posts)

40. has the makings of a sappy romance.....

Reply to Special Prosciuto (Reply #23)

Sat Mar 28, 2015, 04:36 PM

Mar 2015

I agree with a poster up above, she can't cedar forest for the trees. If it was really an affair of the heart-wood it make a difference?

A good shrink could get to the root of her obsession. I worry about mixed marriages; What if he's deciduous and she discovers she's coniferous? At least, if it happens, she can always turn over a new leaf.

No worries about financial security; she'll always be raking it in.

Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

24. She could start a splinter group.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 07:32 PM

Mar 2015

bigwillq

(72,790 posts)

25. Size queen

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 07:33 PM

Mar 2015

d_r

(6,907 posts)

27. if he leaves

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 08:06 PM

Mar 2015

she will pine away

Liberal_in_LA

(44,397 posts)

28. lol

Reply to d_r (Reply #27)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 08:32 PM

Mar 2015

pintobean

(18,101 posts)

31. .

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2015, 09:49 PM

Mar 2015

Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

36. Is this from a pulp rag?!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat Mar 28, 2015, 12:12 AM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

37. If I tell you, you willow me big time

Reply to Special Prosciuto (Reply #36)

Sat Mar 28, 2015, 12:19 AM

Mar 2015

MrMickeysMom

(20,453 posts)

41. If they fall in the woods, will anyone hear them?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat Mar 28, 2015, 05:29 PM

Mar 2015

Good thing he's "sturdy".

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)

42. Not sure why I logged on this morning to DU...strange...

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat Mar 28, 2015, 05:36 PM

Mar 2015

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