The VENTRILOQUIST

[mia]

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a
small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his customary
dumb-blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype
Swedish blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with
her worth as a human being?

It's Men like you who keep women like me from being
respected at work and in the Community, and from reaching our full potential as
people. It's people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb!

You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
Blondes, but women in general . . .pathetically, all in the name of humor!"

When the embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,the blonde shouts . . .


"You stay out of this!

I'm talking to that little fucker on your lap!"

[BlueJazz]

1. I love it! My favorite Blonde joke: A Lady who ordered new sod for her lawn..

...was surprised to see a truck pull up with her sod and one male foreman with 7 blonde female workers. The foreman told the blondes to start putting the sod down while he talked to the lady who owned the home. As the foreman enter the house he explained to the lady that he needed to stand by the windows. She asked why?? He started to tell her the reasons but stopped suddenly and said.."Oh Shit!..not again". He rushed to the door and yelled "Geez, how many times to I have to tell you?..the other side, the other side...

[pinboy3niner]

2. A driver asks a blonde to see if his turn signal is working

"Yes it is...no it isn't...yes it is...no it isn't...yes it is...no it isn't...."

[BlueJazz]

3. That's great. Short and sweet!

[pinboy3niner]

4. The best thing about being married to a blonde...

...is getting to park in the handicapped spot.