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red dog 1

(27,797 posts)
Tue Jan 19, 2016, 08:35 PM Jan 2016

The Maid Wants a Raise

A maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise.
The wife becomes very angry about this but decides to talk to the maid about her request.
"Why do you think you deserve a raise?" she asks.
The maid replies:."Madam, there are three reasons why I deserve a raise.
The first reason is that I do ironing better than you."
The wife replies: "Who said you do ironing better than me?"
The maid replies: "Your husband, that's who."
The wife replies: "Oh, yeah?"
The maid goes on: "The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you."
The wife replies: "That's a lie..Who said you're a better cook than me?"
The maid replies: "Your husband, that's who."
The wife, becoming increasingly agitated, replies: "Oh he did, did he?"
The maid goes on: "The third reason is that I'm better in bed than you are."
The wife is really boiling now and through clenched teeth replies: "And did my husband say that as well?"
The maid replies: "No madam. The gardener did."

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The Maid Wants a Raise (Original Post) red dog 1 Jan 2016 OP
LOL! that's a great one! n/t astral Jan 2016 #1
wonder which one the husband thought was better? rurallib Jan 2016 #2
?? red dog 1 Jan 2016 #3
we know that the gardner preferred the maid rurallib Jan 2016 #4
That's OK, red dog 1 Jan 2016 #5

rurallib

(62,411 posts)
4. we know that the gardner preferred the maid
Mon Jan 25, 2016, 04:05 PM
Jan 2016

I am just surmising that the husband preferred the wife or that he had not availed himself of that service.

OK - I was really reaching for a joke here.

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