Idaho cops bust Santa Claus for DUI

[jmowreader]

http://www.cdapress.com/news/local_news/article_3c36bc17-6021-50a9-8512-ca4adbba9655.html



This guy has legally changed his name to Santa Claus. Anyway, on Thursday night ol' Kris Kringle was driving eastbound in the westbound lane, the cops pulled him over, and...

"It should be noted, while speaking with Santa, I could smell a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from his breath and his eyes were glassy and bloodshot," the report stated.
Santa told police he had "three or four" beers at the nearby Moon Dollars restaurant and could not recall the size or type of beer he consumed.

[pinboy3niner]

1. "That does it. You guys are definitely going on my 'Naughty List'!"

[jmowreader]

2. Can you imagine being the poor cop who had to write that up?

There are only 40 sworn officers in the Post Falls PD, which means 39 of them are currently giving the arresting officer shit about hauling Santa in.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Like Rudolph, he'll go down in hi-STO-ry

[betsuni]

4. Uh oh.

[rurallib]

5. Rudolph isn't the only one with a shiny nose