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Little Tommy Brown is eating breakfast at the kitchen table when his father walks in.
FARMER BROWN: "Tommy, after breakfast, I want you to put a rope on Bessie the cow and take her down to the Smith farm."
TOMMY: "What do I do when I get there?"
FARMER BROWN: "Don't worry, Mr. Smith knows what to do."
So Tommy gets a rope and leads Bessie to the Smith farm where he finds little Suzy out front.
TOMMY: "Your dad home?"
SUZY: "Nope. But don't worry, he told me what to do."
So Suzy takes the rope and leads Bessie into the bull pen with Beauregard the Bull
Suzy crawls up on the fence and watches Beauregard mount Bessie.
TOMMY :"Looks like Beauregard is having a good time."
SUZY: "I suppose."
TOMMY (with a sheepish grin) "I wouldn't mind doing that myself."
Suzy looks at Tommy: "Go ahead. It's your cow. But I would wait for Beauregard to finish."
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Hayduke Bomgarte
(1,965 posts)I heard years ago.
Georgia Bulldog fans are at a football game, when the mascot is trotted out after a score. The Bulldog sits and proceeds to lick himself where only dogs can.
Earl, " Man I wish I could do that".
Bubba, " Earl, that dog will bite you".
red dog 1
(27,857 posts)Hayduke Bomgarte
(1,965 posts)It's a stock avatar in the profile section.
I picked it because he looks just like a dog that was part of our family when I was a kid. Sparky. He was more like a little brother than a pet.
red dog 1
(27,857 posts)I have the same "stock avatar" photo because it's the closest one they had to a red dog.
Speaking of a dog named Sparky, there is a very good John Travolta movie called "Michael",. and there's a little dog named Sparky in it.
Jean Stapleton is in "Michael" and one of her lines is:
"You think I'm full of shit, don't you?"
(She never used words like shit in "All In The Family"
Hayduke Bomgarte
(1,965 posts)I'm embarrassed to have to admit your kidding whooshed right over my head and that I didn't notice yu sported the same avatar. Duh.