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Sat Jun 25, 2016, 10:15 PM

Three Nevers

1: Never eat in any restaurant where the words 'ALL LOTTERY GAMES' are in bigger print than the type of food served.

2: Never buy anything advertised on the radio where the fast talk goes on longer than the slow talk.

3: Never trust anybody who repeatedly breaks his/her promises to a kid. They'll cheat you if they can.

Wolf

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 10:43 PM

1. Never spit into the wind. You don't tug on Superman's cape. And you don't mess around with Jim.

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 11:06 PM

2. Never step under a running shower while holding your cat.

Never look to your side and tell your buddy, "hold my beer for a minute".

And never, ever, pull a pro-offered finger..

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 11:12 PM

3. Never try to put yourself inside the head...

...of someone who has shit for brains.

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 11:18 PM

4. Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #4)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 11:24 PM

6. Never bring your dance-off routine to a swordfight

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 11:24 PM

5. As far as I am aware, there are only three rules that must be followed.

 

1. Watch your back.
2. Conserve your ammo.
3. Never, EVER, cut a deal with a dragon.

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 11:56 PM

7. Never dance with the devil. Never sleep with your head to the north. Never use the 5 second rule ...

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