Three Nevers

[Wolf Frankula]

1: Never eat in any restaurant where the words 'ALL LOTTERY GAMES' are in bigger print than the type of food served.

2: Never buy anything advertised on the radio where the fast talk goes on longer than the slow talk.

3: Never trust anybody who repeatedly breaks his/her promises to a kid. They'll cheat you if they can.

Wolf

[Tobin S.]

1. Never spit into the wind. You don't tug on Superman's cape. And you don't mess around with Jim.

[denbot]

2. Never step under a running shower while holding your cat.

Never look to your side and tell your buddy, "hold my beer for a minute".

And never, ever, pull a pro-offered finger..

[pinboy3niner]

3. Never try to put yourself inside the head...

...of someone who has shit for brains.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Never bring your dance-off routine to a swordfight

[Shandris]

5. As far as I am aware, there are only three rules that must be followed.

1. Watch your back.
2. Conserve your ammo.
3. Never, EVER, cut a deal with a dragon.

[In_The_Wind]

7. Never dance with the devil. Never sleep with your head to the north. Never use the 5 second rule ...