need ideas for a debate drinking game.....

[fNord]

The last two weeks have given us the conventions for both parties, or as I call it, the political all star break, and I think my liver may now glow in the dark.
Fun is fun.
But now it's time to get serious. The rules have changed, and we must adapt with them.

During the the last 12 months, we have seen many debates, with angry devolving asininity on one side, and lucid proactive rationality on the other. Since I don't wish to hurt feelings, I won't name names. The predictability of those debates on both side made it easy to write drinking game rules for both.

Soon, the immovable object will be met by the irresistible force, and I can't begin to guess what that will look like.

So please add any ideas for debate drinking game rules here, no matter how crazy or impractical they may seem.

Thank you all.

[WinkyDink]

1. Chug every time one of the two uses the word "hope." You'll be comatose in no time.

[Orangepeel]

2. Every time Trump says "believe me"?

[fNord]

3. and if I actually DO believe him....

I'll finish my drink, and two more, than make an appointment to get my head examined

[rurallib]

4. A good solid slug if Trump calls Hillary "Crooked Hillary" to her face

and another no matter what her response is.

[shenmue]

7. I bet she'll laugh

[mythology]

5. Take a drink every time Trump says something sensible

Any drinking game played with rules about Trump saying something insipid is unfortunately too likely to result in acute liver toxicity and then you wouldn't be able to vote in November on account of death, and that would be bad. My game ensures maximum likelihood of survival.

[mainstreetonce]

6. Break out the champagne

When Trump doesn't show up.

[fNord]

8. How many debates are scheduled?.....

I'm not sure if i can afford 36 bottles of Moet

[mainstreetonce]

9. Three

But you will only need one bottle

[fNord]

10. you give him alot more credit than I do...... n/t