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Kaleva

(36,307 posts)
Tue Aug 9, 2016, 09:37 PM Aug 2016

Reading Weird News, I see why Aliens have the human race blacklisted.

We need to evolve beyond screwing the goat in the front yard, screwing the picnic table in the back yard, screwing the Thanksgiving turkey in the kitchen or rubbing our balls on the scanner in the self check-out aisle before the Aliens turn off the cloaking device and welcome us into the galactic community.

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Reading Weird News, I see why Aliens have the human race blacklisted. (Original Post) Kaleva Aug 2016 OP
Ain't gonna happen denbot Aug 2016 #1
Or we need to do it *more* Orrex Aug 2016 #2
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