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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forumsthe most organized home in America
anyone want to challenge her for the title?
I don't think I'd like to be married to her.
progressoid
(49,999 posts)I don't think she'd like to be married to me!
Taking anal retentive to a whole new level.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,215 posts)Ptah
(33,037 posts)progressoid
(49,999 posts)Solly Mack
(90,787 posts)NanceGreggs
(27,818 posts)... with her "aqua junk-drawer organization system".
(I chose "aqua", because if you choose a "fun colour", it can inspire you to maintain your hatred for people like this.)
The thing is that after seeing this clip, NO jury would convict me.
3catwoman3
(24,051 posts)...it is already calling to mind one of my favorite justifications for not being a neat-nik - "If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is an empty desk the sign of?
I used to have something hanging on my closet doorknob that said, "You may touch the dust, but please don't write in it.
And, in response to post #3 above, I totally think that organization has a genetic basis, like may other personality traits. Either you is or you ain't. I ain't.
3catwoman3
(24,051 posts)Last edited Tue Jan 17, 2017, 02:37 PM - Edit history (1)
She has a fairly empty desk - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I noticed she has a few square things on her round organizers for round things -
Years ago, I knew someone who was organized enough to group things on her shopping list by categories, and further, to write the groups in the order in which the aisles of the grocery store were arranged.
KatyaR
(3,445 posts)I write it out in the order that I walk the store. That way I'm less likely to forget something.
But as for the rest of it, I am the world's most unorganized person. Always have been, and will probably always be. I go through periods of being very organized, but it never lasts.
3catwoman3
(24,051 posts)...occur to me, and often wander the store 2 or 3 times, and then may still overlook something that is on the list -
KT2000
(20,588 posts)Sometimes I wonder is the person watching the security camera screens notices that I am wondering around the store a couple times, often trying to remember what it was I really needed.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,858 posts)I bet if I left her in my house for more than 10 minutes she'd have to be taken away and sedated.
sarge43
(28,945 posts)Providing your junk drawer is anything like mine.
3catwoman3
(24,051 posts)I suppose, if I were organized, I could have put them all in one post. Nah.
My husband is more organized and methodical than I am. Not as bad as what's-her-name above, but he has a few quirks. Many years ago, we needed a new thermostat. For some unknown reason, the numbers on the one he bought were arranged in inverse fashion, not lower-to-higher like every other device I have ever seen. It looked like this -
50
60
70
80
90
My methodical husband decided that, to be consistent with the way the degree marking were set up, that, when we wanted to house warmer, we should say that we were going to turn the heat down, seeing as that was the way we would have to move the little lever.
Oh, hell no. I won.
And despite being more organized and methodical, guess who is always asking me where his stuff is? And guess who usually knows?
3catwoman3
(24,051 posts)I just looked on YouTube, and she has 167 videos on organizing!!!!!!!!!!
I once worked in a pediatric practice where one of my physician colleagues was hyper-organized. She worked part-time, and if another part-timer sat at her work station when she was not there, she would know because the pencils would not be facing in the right direction when she got back. Her husband called her obsessive-repulsive -
When I first joined the Air Force nurse corps, I spent a few days in the apartment of my sponsor. I very quickly noticed that she was a neat freak, so I was extra careful to be very tidy - no hairs or spit streaks left in the bathroom sink, lined up my toothbrush and toothpaste tube side-by-side, towels hung straight, etc. I realized I had fallen short when I got in after orientation sessions one afternoon to find that my tooth paste tube had been neatly rolled up (I just squeeze it flat until there's nothing left), and it and my toothbrush had been placed in a glass.
At first I felt apologetic about failing to live up to her standards, and then I was pissed that she felt she had the right to roll up MY toothpaste tube.
sarge43
(28,945 posts)Surprised you weren't issued demerit slips and lose weekend pass.
3catwoman3
(24,051 posts)...the way enlisted recruits do. My sponsor was very gung-ho about all aspects of military life and actually took 2 weeks of leave to spend it going thru part of enlisted basic so she would know what it was like.
No thanks.
sarge43
(28,945 posts)Sponsor got some idea, but the no neck monsters (TIs) knew she wasn't an eager young space cadet, so she didn't get the full 'tough love' experience.
So, you were told how to wear the uniform and who to salute?
3catwoman3
(24,051 posts)...about it. At that time (mid 70s), nurse practitioners were commissioned as 1Lts because of the specialized skills. The disadvantage to that was that everyone thought I should be very familiar with Air Force life, but, of course, I knew no more than a new butter bar.
MissB
(15,812 posts)I remember going to a party at someone's house. Didn't know who the owners of the house were but the woman had labeled every.single.drawer in the kitchen with what was supposed to be in there. It was a sight to behold.
The woman on the video - well she is pretty organized. Her house looks bland as hell though. And her kids artwork was on the side of the fridge instead of on the front.