Write a poem about Trump

[red dog 1]

He came in just a week ago
And things have gotten bad
It makes a person want to curse
It makes a person mad.

He claims he wants to "drain the swamp"
But what a big, fat phony
He fires everyone in sight
Except that bastard Comey.

[lapucelle]

1. Well done! Here are some handy rhymes.

bump
chump
clump
dump
frump
Gump
grump
hump
jump
lump
pump
plump
rump
sump
slump
stump
thump
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[C_U_L8R]

2. Dumpty Trumpty built a great wall

Dumpty Trumpty had a great fall.

And we all live happily ever after.

[lapucelle]

4. Ah... blank verse captures his essence perfectly!

[Angry Dragon]

3. Trump

The Hugest Asshole
Surrounded by Hemorrhoids
Spewing the Hugest pile of Shit
All tied up with Multiple lies.


best I could do on short notice

[True Dough]

5. Robert Frost would be proud!

[Angry Dragon]

6. thank you

[red dog 1]

7. I like it!

It's sort of a Haiku.


With your permission, here's an edit, which you can use or not use.

The Hugest Asshole of All Time
Surrounded by assholes in suits & ties
Spewing up the Hugest pile of Shit
All tied up with multiple lies.

[DFW]

8. Can you sing the old Mickey Mouse Club March?

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump

Who's the man without a clue on foreign policy?
D-O-N A-L-D T-R-U-M-P!
Who will bring the country to complete catastrophe?
D-O-N A-L-D T-R-U-M-P!

Donald Trump!
(Donald Duck!)
Donald Trump!
(Donald Duck!)

Come watch his helicopter take him high, high high, high!

M-I-C See all that hair?
K-E-Y Why? Because you can't see anything else!
T-R-U-M-P!

[red dog 1]

10. I think we have a winner.

I absolutely love it!

[gratuitous]

9. How about a nice haiku?

Fuck you Donald Trump
No, really, fuck you asshole
Totally mean it

[red dog 1]

11. Nice!

[hay rick]

19. Fucking nice. nt

[Buckeye_Democrat]

12. Orange orb

When I ponder the day that I cease
Shall I recall the beauty I've seen
The wonder, the laughter, the loving embraces
And all of the life that passed through this garden
Changing in form yet still enduring
Will I keep hope for this romance of eons
Or shall an orange orb be my last visage
Like a dead ball of rust so long ago?

[red dog 1]

13. Wow!

(Let's hope "an orange orb" won't be OUR last visage)

[Buckeye_Democrat]

14. I just BS my way through poetry.

It got me through high school English.

[Donkees]

15. The Best Poem

This is the best poem ever written
You won't believe it, it's fantastic
A masterpiece, and so easy to write
Everyone loves it, it's been tweeted
Several million times already

Got to go now, and tweet it again...

[Buckeye_Democrat]

16. If Donald was a poet...

Love the parody!

[3catwoman3]

17. I'll take a shot on an old classic -

Republican are red.
Democrats are blue.
Both sides will end up
Hating you.

[jmowreader]

18. I could write a poem for our country after Trump got hold of it...

...but having never written a Japanese death poem before, I wouldn't know where to start.

[fNord]

20. For the Dr.

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With fake REEL hair
And painful debonair
45 screams: MY country's not great?
His mind must be gone
As he cowers from Genghis Juan
Behind his imaginary wall of hate.

"Wades" through caviar, it would seem
Like Norma, I Mean Jean
Not McCorvey, he hates THOSE cases of "Roe"
Hey! My Mom has a "pussy!"
And My boyfriend's not a wussy
Your new hate was old years ago

though none with open eyes
Could begin to deny
This world, its needing some fixin'
It's with no sublime
That This fool makes me pine
For them "good old" days of Nixon


*edited for spelling and to clarify some esoterica

[red dog 1]

21. Outstanding!

I miss those Nixon days too!

[DFW]

22. If you liked the Micky Mouse one, you should like this one, too