What are your wishes for the year of the cock?

[True Dough]

It begins this Saturday. Don't be fooled by the prudish headlines referring to it as the year of the rooster.

Any particular position you hope to find yourself in this year?


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-new-year-2017-fire-rooster-when-is-it-how-is-it-celebrated-what-does-it-mean-a7540546.html

[underpants]

1. .

[denbot]

6. I totally stole that image.

Thanks!

[doc03]

2. More like the year of the ASS nt

[True Dough]

3. Good point

But he is dickish too!

[jmowreader]

4. Year of the Cock, huh?

How nice of the Chinese to name a whole year after our president!

[Buckeye_Democrat]

7. China already made a statue.

[True Dough]

12. I think I see a resemblance!

Richard Branson! Is it supposed to be Richard Branson?

[rurallib]

13. that's a big cock

[denbot]

5. Year of the Cock, meant having a dick in the White House..

Now all I wish for is my country to survive the year.

[TheMightyFavog]

8. 2017: The Year of the Cock...

The ancient Chinese sure called it, didn't they?

[Raster]

9. seriously... year of the Cock and what position do you want to find yourself in...

...Yes and all of the above.

[Phentex]

11. Gonna be Huuuuuuuuge!