Grandfather Clock (NSFW!)

[Ron Obvious]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. LOL!

[AllaN01Bear]

2. har har

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/09/why-do-they-call-grandfather-clocks-by-that-name/

[True Dough]

3. Oh c'mon! That's unbelievable!

As if the cat wouldn't have sunk its claws into those dangling targets!




Great cartoon!

[Ron Obvious]

4. First thing I thought of too! n/t

[RKP5637]

5. Same here! My cat loves low hanging balls on the Christmas tree, so ... lol! n/t

[3catwoman3]

6. When my soon-to-be 27 yr old older son was about...

...12, he asked me one day if I wanted to hear a dirty joke. I said, "Sure." It was actually pretty good, as well as pretty tame.

Q: What did one saggy breast say to the other?
A: If we don't get ourselves some support soon, people will think we're nuts.

He was horrified when I told him how much the staff nurses at my office had enjoyed it. "You didn't tell them that I thought it up, did you?"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Ouch! That's painfully funny! n/t

[UTUSN]

8. O.K., this is too close to home, besides too much self-disclosure - deleting