I wish I'd had a camera handy earlier tonight!
But it wouldn't have done much good, I was laughing so hard.
My cat had made a racket in another room, but I recognized the noises. Yesterday he got into a paper bag that was filled with other bags too "good" to just throw out. I'd chased him off, but cats & bags...
Anyway, a while later I was walking through the kitchen and he came out of the shadows making an odd noise. It took me a minute to realize why he looked funny - he had a paper bag skirt on! The bag he'd been playing him had handles and he'd managed to get his body through one handle and catch it around his waist, then tear off a piece of the bag that was just the right size to be a cat skirt.
He was rather distressed about the situation, then indignant that I was laughing at him - so indignant that he attacked my ankle. The attack and the laughter made it take that much longer to get the bag handle off him.
No physical damage was done to the cat - the handle wasn't even tight around his waist, just snug enough he couldn't get it off on his own. The bag of course was destroyed as was my cat's dignity. He has been snubbing me since.
Oh, I wish I had gotten out the camera! 
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Wish you'd had your camera, but I can imagine.
Leaving any kind of bag - or wrapper - where he can get to it is just a huge mistake. Earlier, I had to get up to investigate a strange racket - turns out somebody had left a bag with cat treat packages in it where he could get to it - a double whammy! I found the bag already with holes in it... I wish you had managed a photo, but I can picture it. I have a cat, too! 
Tashi, my cat, had managed to get the handle around his middle. He's very talented that way.
I've been owned (possessed?) by cats nearly all my life, and the number of "Kodak moments" missed have got to be in the thousands...
Thanks for the giggle!
My shoes don't smell good enough for him to poop in. 
