I had no idea it was possible to be less cool than J.C. Penney.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

You forgot Radio Shack.

I had no idea it was possible to be less cool than J.C. Penney.

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Of hundreds of brands Google asked teens about, they ranked the WSJ least cool. Well kids, the bond market doesn't think you're cool either

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Google Surveys Teens on What's Cool

Grool.

Alexis Benveniste
Apr 3, 2017 11:32PM EDT

While the phrase “Netflix and chill” lost its chill factor a while ago, according to 1,100 teenagers, apparently Netflix itself is still pretty “cool.”

Google recently surveyed just over a thousand teens for a project that is quite literally titled, “It’s Lit: a guide to what teens think is cool.”

Scroll to page 9 of the .pdf to see the chart. The Wall Street Journal. came in dead last among 13- to 17-year-olds and next to last among 18- to 24-year-olds.

[Ron Obvious]

1. I sit here dressed entirely in clothes from J.C. Penney's

My other jeans are from Costco.

I was uncool, when being uncool wasn't cool.

[PoliticAverse]

2. Is being uncool cool now, or is being cool uncool? n/t

[Ron Obvious]

3. Stack Overflow!

[LeftInTX]

4. What's with Chik-Fil-A?

I thought that was so 20th Century

[crazycatlady]

5. While I prefer my chicken without a side of homophobia

I will admit their chicken tastes good (and better than other fast food chicken). I'm guilty of eating there from time to time.

[LeftInTX]

6. I've never eaten there...my husband used to like it

I just associate it with malls, which seem to be on the decline.

[csziggy]

7. Patagonia is a brand? I thought it was a place! A very cold place but...

Map of Patagonia according to the most accepted extent

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patagonia