Help! I think I have developed a very serious medical condition.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

I find myself inexplicably craving Waffle House food at random moments.

And I'm neither a stoner nor am I pregnant.

[Docreed2003]

1. The Aweful Waffle is awesome...

For hangover cures! Lol

[ret5hd]

2. Bacon Egg and Cheese Melt!

With hashbrowns scattered smothered and covered! And coffee...and of course people-watch the other clientele.

[lunatica]

3. It's contagious!

Now I'm craving Waffle House food!

[safeinOhio]

4. Well done hash brown

got me. They call them out, scattered.

[Lint Head]

5. Back....away....from ...the..waffle.

No. Wait. Sorry 'bout that. Hash browns too.

[DFW]

6. Sounds serious

Or, rather, it would if I had the slightest idea what "Waffle House" is.........

[Callmecrazy]

7. You're a heathen...

[DFW]

9. Just an ExPat

We have pastry places everywhere in my neck of the woods (Germany). None of them are called "Waffelhaus."

[hay rick]

8. I think Waffle House is where 45 lives.

My aircraft carriers are going here. Or maybe they're going there. But they will be going in that direction a month from now...maybe.

[DFW]

10. It's on a golf course in Florida?

No wonder I've never heard of it!

[Callmecrazy]

11. They're big in Texas...

[DFW]

12. That much I know.

Not big enough, though. Whenever I'm home, it's usually for 3 or 4 days, and we usually get at least one golf ball in the yard from some invisible perp on the golf course that, unfortunately, ends across the street.

[Callmecrazy]

13. I meant Waffle House is big in Texas, silly... nt

[FSogol]

16. Imagine a breakfast fast food place where EVERY surface is sticky because the hot water

heater and waitresses don't work well enough to wipe away all the syrup.



PS. Buy some malted flour and make your own. Add a 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla to the batter. Remember to whip the egg white and add at the end.

[DFW]

17. Ugh! On second thought.....

I think I'd rather imagine there's no heaven. I heard somewhere that it's easy if you try......

[rurallib]

14. thank goddess and her minions I think I am a thousand miles away

from the closest one.

Had some on business trips in days of yore. Yep, they can hook a person.

[DFW]

18. I think I am 4000 miles away.

I have never been to one, and have no burning desire to rectify the situation.

[haele]

15. The reason my husband is so happy to visit my mom in

Albuquerque is that the Waffle House down the street from her adds Hatch Chilies to the menu. And you can substitute Queso Cotija for the grated Cheddar.

Hash brown heaven for him; add grilled onions, bacon, and just a little bit of tomato and red pepper and the aforementioned Hatch Chilies and Queso. Top with an egg easy over, and he'll be ready for the 14 hour drive back after breakfast.

Haele

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. The stickiest place on the planet!