The pinboy3niner pun thread

[True Dough]

When I spot a good pun and post it here, I think of how pinboy would probably "one-up" it with a pun of his own. It's definitely part of his legacy here.

I'm going to post the best puns I come across in this thread. I invite you to do the same, or to share a pinboy3niner play on words that you recall, if you're so inclined.

[rug]

1. Two buzzards board an airplane; each is carrying two dead rabbits.

The flight attendant looks at them and says, ”I’m sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

[True Dough]

2. Nice!

[rug]

3. The original joke called for vultures but I changed it to buzzards in his honor.

[True Dough]

4. Buzzard

would make for a fine nom-de-plume.

[lastlib]

5. "Smart to have a gourd hoard in case of a gourdage shortage"

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=931706

In response to the query "Where do you hide your gourd?":

I'm not going to tell you. It's a secret I gourd with my life.

But I WILL tell you I named my gourd Ian Knott.............

Gourd help me, I can't help myself!

[lastlib]

6. Careful--when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss Pikachu

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018928358

And then there is this classic reply in the thread "Fish orgasm"
(no, I'm not making this up.... https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018928355 )

"Rut-roe"

[True Dough]

7. The man had a gift

No doubt about it!

[pintobean]

8. Pinboy was really on his game in this thread

from a few years ago. DUzies were awarded.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10024660365

Post 41 got him rolling.

[True Dough]

9. Thanks for that

You fittingly recognized him as the DU's "pun king" and "pun all-star," both deserving titles!

[LeftInTX]

10. LOL - The Diego Garcia Conspiracy Theories

[True Dough]

11. This one's ruff...