Sometimes the old ideas are the best.....

[dixiegrrrrl]

[Doreen]

1. I understand what you are saying but who will take the first bite

of trump? Maybe if we roasted him in the ground for several hours like a pig there would be a prayer. Oh my god who am I kidding!

[Lars39]

2. Maybe spontaneous combustion will occur before then.

[Doreen]

10. Beautiful

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Too greasy. Ick.

[Doreen]

5. Hehehehe

[lastlib]

13. yeah, better to just render him into lard.

But I sure as H--- wouldn't cook anything with it! Just haul it to a toxic-waste landfill, or oil a road with it.

[wyldwolf]

8. Hey! Let's get Mikey!

He won't eat it. He hates everything.

[Doreen]

11. I do not think a Hyena would eat him and they eat EVERYTHING.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

14. If he fell in the ocean...

...sharks would swim away.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. They just ate his liver.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt The article does not say whether they accompanied this repast with fava beans and a fine Chianti.

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. Meant to tell you

Nice sig line.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Thanks!

[Doreen]

6. Ruin good beans!!!!

Maybe if we downed 12 bottles of Chianti....each.

[DFW]

12. They didnt even have A-1 sauce back then

Very drastic thing to do without A-1 sauce.

Of course, if Trump were to become the first president to be removed from office by impeachment and conviction, he'd probably jump off the top of the Trump Tower in embarrassment anyway, so problem solved.

Or, maybe not. Don't forget what happened to the obese King of Hawai'i many years ago, whom the people tried to kill by tossing off a sacred cliff on Oahu where the gods whipped up powerful winds. I have been there--don't wear a hat, or that'll be the last you ever see of it! The day the king was to be tossed off, the winds were so strong, he didn't fall down into the valley, but was blown right back into the crowd. This is the legend, anyway. The gods might be so disgusted with Trump, they might refuse him, too.