Little Caesars Marketing New Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza Directly To President

[Zorro]

DETROIT—Touting the menu item as perfect for “commander-in-chief-sized cravings,” Little Caesars this week launched an extensive marketing campaign for its new Marshmallows ’N’ Gravy Pizza aimed directly at President Donald Trump.

“Our sweet and savory Marshmallows ’N’ Gravy Pizza is the only meal that can satisfy the hunger of the nation’s highest office,” said a spokesperson in a new Little Caesars television spot, which aired several times during Thursday morning’s episode of Fox & Friends and featured multiple slow-motion close-up shots of thick brown gravy cascading onto a marshmallow-covered pizza while “Hail To The Chief” played in the background.

“With dozens of perfectly toasted Jet-Puffed marshmallows bathed in rich sausage gravy and finished with crispy Cool Ranch Doritos crumbles all atop a large Classic Pepperoni pizza, our newest taste sensation is the perfect choice for a diplomatic lunch, state dinner, or when you get that late-night 3 a.m. hankering while checking social media. And with Little Caesars restaurants conveniently located throughout the D.C. and Palm Beach metro areas, you can have a slice of Marshmallows ’N’ Gravy Pizza whenever you like.”

According to Little Caesars, the new item is available for $16.99 or as part of the $20.99 Executive Meal Deal along with a 48-ounce Dr Pepper and can of Duncan Hines cake frosting.

http://www.theonion.com/article/little-caesars-marketing-new-marshmallows-n-gravy--56252

[Floyd R. Turbo]

1. 😜

[irisblue]

2. Abomination!

Even from the Onion.
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[Kleveland]

3. Man! That is seriously fucked up, and not in a good way!

And I thought Hawaiian pizza was a sin against God and country.

This is a multi-verse offense!

I know, I know, some people seem to like Hawaiian pizza.

I am a bit of a purist.

Now the fat assed Tangerine Turdbucket can go ahead and eat this swill all he wants, more power too him.

Anything that would help him along his way is welcomed.

Diabetic comas and strokes can be fun! <not>

EDIT: Laughing at myself, missed the Onion part... but ,mark my word, someone will make that "pizza".

Silly me.

[WinkyDink]

4. The Special Upchuck Pie!

[Wawannabe]

6. Ha WinkyDink!

I was just thinking the same!


But I could see the orange freak getting this delivery! Gross m f er!

[jpak]

5. After a couple of deep bong hits

I could ear 2 of these...

[Wawannabe]

7. Dude

Not even a six pack of bong hits would make me eat the presidential pie!!!!!!
Lol

Or drink the kool aid
Ick!