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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsOn this Fathers Day hit me with your best "dad" joke.
Here's mine.
Why don't seagulls fly over bays?
Because they don't want to be bagels!!
Have a happy and punny Fathers Day DU.
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On this Fathers Day hit me with your best "dad" joke. (Original Post)
kairos12
Jun 2017
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PJMcK
(21,916 posts)2. Okay, you asked for it
Son: Hey, Dad, for $20, Ill be good.
Dad: Really? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
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Dad: How do you like being in fourth grade?
Son: Not at all. It's no fun.
Dad: Thats too bad. It was the best three years of my life!
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ETA: Happy Fathers' Day to all DU fathers!
kairos12
(12,817 posts)3. Those are great. Thanks.
Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)4. My all-time favorite is...
When someone goes to the bathroom you say....
"Mention my name...you'll get a good seat."
DFW
(54,050 posts)5. In Trinidad, it goes like this:
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)6. One of Dad's favorites
"What's this?" Holds up hand with index and middle finger in the "V for Victory" gesture. "A Roman ordering five beers."