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On this Fathers Day hit me with your best "dad" joke. (Original Post) kairos12 Jun 2017 OP
Message auto-removed Name removed Jun 2017 #1
Okay, you asked for it PJMcK Jun 2017 #2
Those are great. Thanks. kairos12 Jun 2017 #3
My all-time favorite is... Major Nikon Jun 2017 #4
In Trinidad, it goes like this: DFW Jun 2017 #5
One of Dad's favorites gratuitous Jun 2017 #6

Response to kairos12 (Original post)

PJMcK

(22,168 posts)
2. Okay, you asked for it
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 01:55 PM
Jun 2017

Son: Hey, Dad, for $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Really? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.

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Dad: How do you like being in fourth grade?
Son: Not at all. It's no fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!

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ETA: Happy Fathers' Day to all DU fathers!

Major Nikon

(36,855 posts)
4. My all-time favorite is...
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 11:15 PM
Jun 2017

When someone goes to the bathroom you say....

"Mention my name...you'll get a good seat."

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
6. One of Dad's favorites
Mon Jun 19, 2017, 06:46 PM
Jun 2017

"What's this?" Holds up hand with index and middle finger in the "V for Victory" gesture. "A Roman ordering five beers."

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