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kairos12

(13,366 posts) Sun Jun 18, 2017, 12:41 PM Jun 2017

On this Fathers Day hit me with your best "dad" joke.

Here's mine.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because they don't want to be bagels!!

Have a happy and punny Fathers Day DU.

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On this Fathers Day hit me with your best "dad" joke. (Original Post) kairos12 Jun 2017 OP

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Okay, you asked for it PJMcK Jun 2017 #2

Those are great. Thanks. kairos12 Jun 2017 #3

My all-time favorite is... Major Nikon Jun 2017 #4

In Trinidad, it goes like this: DFW Jun 2017 #5

One of Dad's favorites gratuitous Jun 2017 #6

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PJMcK

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2. Okay, you asked for it

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Jun 18, 2017, 01:55 PM

Jun 2017

Son: Hey, Dad, for $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Really? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.

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Dad: How do you like being in fourth grade?
Son: Not at all. It's no fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!

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ETA: Happy Fathers' Day to all DU fathers!