Build a Hamburger 🍔 and Learn Which G20 Leader You Are

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Me: You got: German Chancellor Angela Merkel

Ja, your burger is sensible and steady like you, with just enough Teutonic charm to win over detractors. Plus: beer.

Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayesbrown/build-a-hamburger-and-well-tell-you-which-g20-leader-you-are?utm_term=.ywypd3qGa#.nqPJaQKzZ

[Me.]

1. MaCRON

Refined taste but who knows how long you'll last (paraphrase)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Vive la France! 🇫🇷

[hlthe2b]

3. Justin Trudeau! (I really thought I'd be Merkel, but Trudeau makes me happy as well)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Oh Canada! 🇨🇦

[Me.]

5. What Was In The Trudeau Burger

[hlthe2b]

6. Sesame bun, medium well burger, ketchup, aged cheddar, bacon, caramel onions, sweet potato fries...

Not sure I remember anything else. In reality, it would be rare for me to eat a burger with much of anything other than a little lettuce, tomato, pickle and maybe some ketchup and a tiny bit of mayo... but the choices were a bit unusual, so...

I'd like to know who gets Trump and what in the hell THEY ordered (besides a WELL DONE-BURNT burger)-- though I'm not sure anyone will admit.

[LoveMyCali]

22. I picked all the same things except

pickles instead of bacon and guac instead of ketchup and I got Merkel.

[hlthe2b]

28. I figured it was the sweet potato fries... Trudeau strikes me as one who would like them too...

[flor-de-jasmim]

13. Sesame, med rare, maple bacon, guac, sweet pot fries,

Very happy to "be Justin from Canada!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

63. I got Trudeau as well. And, the resemblance is amazing!

Forget that he's forty years younger, thin, and has pigment in his hair. Other than that, we could be twins!

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[oldtime dfl_er]

7. Theresa May

"a little dull", it said. LOL

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Oh my!

[hibbing]

21. Me too, it sounded good to me though n/t

[Motley13]

8. Angela, I'm flattered

You would have to have your burger well done to be LOSER

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. Welcome to the club!

[sakabatou]

60. Same

[shenmue]

9. I got Theresa May

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Blimey!

[FSogol]

57. Same here. Hope the ghosts of my ancestors don't show up and kick my ass.

[Danmel]

14. I got Macron!

Ohh la la!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. Vive la Brie 🇫🇷

[nadine_mn]

15. Yay Angela Merkel!

I feel like I need power pant suits in a rainbow array of colors now

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. Get in line!

[Yavin4]

16. Macron, baby!!!!

WooHooo!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. Another 🇫🇷

[surrealAmerican]

20. I got Macron, which makes no sense to me.

No Frenchman would choose a burger without cheese.

[OilemFirchen]

29. Macron pour moi aussi.

But I disagree. No sentient human would choose a hamburger WITH cheese.

[surrealAmerican]

30. Well, I prefer without, but ...

... in France, cheese has a way of insinuating itself into many places.

[OilemFirchen]

33. You are, of course, correct.

Nonetheless, I'd like to think that Macron has the good sense to avoid that travesty. But I'd bet it's the brioche.

[PufPuf23]

56. I got Macron and chose aged cheddar. nt

[femmocrat]

23. Theresa May.

Must have been the cheese.

[Leith]

24. Merkel

Probably because if the beer. Maybe it was the guac, but doubtful.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. I got Trudeau!

[sarge43]

34. Lucky girl.

You can dish later. (Get it? Dish?. . . . . I'll leave now)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

35. Heh, don't I wish!

[Rhiannon12866]

54. Me, too!

You got: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

Hip, with it, trendy — you and your burger are all of these things. Sure, some of your defining traits may feel a little overplayed or forced, but you're here for it anyway.

[MFM008]

26. Says Theresa May

Even though I prefer swiss.
Mayo AND Barbacue sauce.
Shredded lettuce, pickles and
Paper thin sliced red onions.
Toasted buttered buns...

Now who am i?

The fattest one in the room....
So probably maggot.

[CentralMass]

27. Merkel

I would image there would have to be an asshole burger option to draw tRump.

[Phentex]

31. Macron

probably the mustard

[pscot]

32. I'm the leader of the free world

Angela Merkel

[Donkees]

36. You got: Russian President Vladimir Putin

You got: Russian President Vladimir Putin
You go against the grain with an almost wild delight and your burger definitely reflects that. You may not be that popular, but you know who you are and where your strengths lie.

[UrbScotty]

37. Enrique Pea Nieto!

[AJT]

38. I got Trudeau!

[JHan]

39. I got Putin.

I'ma do this quiz again

[Motley13]

41. how did you order your burger, I didn't notice caviar as a topping

[JHan]

49. haha I can't remember what I selected...

My ideal burger though is a brioche type bun ( but not as sweet as brioche) carmelized onions, medium rare burger, sriracha, goat cheese, arugula, bacon, and something pickled.

[NotASurfer]

40. Dining out, Theresa May...

But Macron if I'm grilling my own.

[petronius]

42. Another Merkel here. But more to the point, I'm freaking starving now!

Also, I quibble with the options: I want Swiss cheese, and I want fries AND beer...

[jpak]

43. I'M FUCKING PUTIN!!1111

You all owe me money...

[Iggo]

44. Build A Burger?

Oh my god! Isn't that the Lizard People?!?!?!

Stinking build-a-burgers!!!

[mnhtnbb]

45. Angela Merkel for me

but I didn't choose beer!

[moonscape]

46. Trudeau when I pick a side salad, Merkel when I choose beer :) n/t

[GReedDiamond]

47. "You got: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau"...

...which is fine with me.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

48. Also Angela Merkel burger :) n/t

[hay rick]

50. Built a Trump burger!

Well done, extra meat, on white with American cheese (duh), french fries with extra ketchup, no veggies.

[RainCaster]

51. Angela for me!

With extra meat and da beer.

[tblue37]

52. Theresa May--bleah. nt

[stopbush]

53. I got tRump, but that's because I agree with Anthony Bourdain that a real

American burger is plain bun, American cheese, meat, pickles mustard and ketchup. And that's it.

[LNM]

66. Me too!

Very sorry I got Trump, but I like a simple burger.

[yuiyoshida]

55. Chinese President Xi Jinping

Chinese President Xi Jinping
You and your burger both look toward the future. You have a desire to try to take what's good about something new and blend it with what you find familiar.

[jmowreader]

58. I deliberately tried to get Fearless Leader

The Trump burger contains:

White, untoasted bun
Cooked well done
American cheese
Condiment is, of course, ketchup
No vegetables
The other topping is "more meat"
Side dish is French fries, extra ketchup

[Motley13]

62. with a side of KFC

[jmowreader]

65. And two scoops of ice cream

"Gentlemen, we have a very serious problem. Tonight at dinner we had a very good dessert, ice cream and frozen strawberries. Later on I asked the cook to bring me another portion. He returned with the ice cream but said sir, there ain't no more strawberries. I only had four portions, and I cannot believe we ate a whole gallon of strawberries tonight. Now, you are to interrogate the mess boys yo discover who has the duplicate key to the refrigerator."

...three hours later...

"It's unanimous among the mess boys. Captain Trump actually had FORTY portions of strawberries. Remember how all of us had strawberry sirup on our ice cream? That's because Trump ate damn near the whole gallon before dinner."

"Our captain has become insane. What should we do?"

"If he falls overboard he'll sink to the bottom. Navigate to the Marianas Trench, wait for a storm and tell him there's a man on deck with no shine on his shoes."

[Flaleftist]

59. Theresa May nt

[MrScorpio]

61. Justin Trudeau

You got: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

Hip, with it, trendy — you and your burger are all of these things. Sure, some of your defining traits may feel a little overplayed or forced, but you're here for it anyway.

[Coventina]

64. There was no veggie option.