Ack! Pttthhp!!!

[LSFL]

I just reversed my ceiling fan. Airborne dust bunnies everywhere. Rest assured I will send my wife a strongly worded email detailing her many deficiencies in the area of dust and allergen control.

There is no way this will go wrong!

[NanceGreggs]

1. Well, it was nice knowin' ya ...

[LSFL]

5. hey now ...

Surely she will understand my concerns!?

[NanceGreggs]

6. Does your wife own a red dress?

If so, you now know what she'll be wearing to your funeral.

[Boxerfan]

2. Cleaned my Wife's bathroom cieling fan yesterday....

Dust Rhino's oh my....

Seriously after 16 years I pulled the whole thing to clean the motor & duct. The roofing seal was not even aligned & mostly blocked the air. And it had not been touched since long before we bought the place.

I had a layer of dust & ceiling fluff as I pulled it out allover me & the surrounding area. I had a shopvac to clean afterword.

So Pffft and I raise you about oh- a thousand.

[LSFL]

7. Oh my...

The man in me recoils in disgust. But the boy is a little jealous. You have 16 years of concentrated farts in those dust bunnies. The opportunities for shenanigans and hijinks are limitless. Do you value crude humor over your marriage?
These are truly the times that try mens souls.

[Warpy]

3. Do you want us to send flowers or a donation to your favorite cause?

I'm afraid I won't be able to make it to the funeral.

[LSFL]

4. "sigh" I admit. It is really like this. .

[TlalocW]

8. I thought this was going to be a Bill the Cat appreciation thread

TlalocW

[LSFL]

9. lol

Bill the cat is the only thing I can draw!

[In_The_Wind]

10. oh my