**** I got a *come-on* line off after *FIFTY* years - got knuckle bumps & hi-5s!1
O.K., I'm so UNcool a dude that I'm not even a nerd or a geek.
SO, at this "regulars" happy hour, this older woman (though prolly younger than I), a *tough* customer comes in to charge her cell, leaving it to go out to the fun open air area and jokes (about me) to the bartender, "Don't let anybody steal my phone, HE looks shifty!1" Haha.
So later she comes back for her phone and these other blue collar regulars are on either side of me, and she says, "It's girls' night outside - I'm just kidding!1"
So I say, "Well, get back to me when you're *SERIOUS*!1"
She was nonplussed and the boys gave me knuckle bumps and high fives!1
I'm astounded!1 (At myself!1)
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Ozark Mountain Daredevils and scared the crap out of her..................
The least thing you are is uncool. Well, heck, I'm old, so maybe my Crocs make me uncool. Or my jeans (none of which are less than 15 years..... damn teenagers).
